#johanna sounds and acts like someone trying and failing to look posh and if that isn't peak my-life-is-falling-apartism idk what is

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I am obsessed with the way most sandman characters talk like it lives in my head 24/7 rent free. And I don't even mean accent I mean like cadence, speech patterns and the like.

Lucienne talks like Every Single Word In The Sentence She's Saying Is Capitalized. here for it

and listen I've read some questionable shit from time to time and everytime the author is like "he purred" "she purred" I always used to scratch my head like tf do you mean "they purred" I GET IT NOW DESIRE YOU DEVIOUS LITTLE SHIT I GET IT

and bitch boy dream that talks... like there's an ellipses.... after every few words... which is extra hilarious once you take into account the fact that he knows exactly what he wants to say he's very delibrate in that way he just feels the need.... to make you wait.... for the rest of the sentence.... and by the gods you will because this is the king of dreams speaking

Corinthian love, oh dear Corinthian. I don't know how boyd came to the conclusion that he should take that southern drawl, season it just a bit and then bring it down to 0.75x speed, but I want him to know that I am forever grateful.

And then best bird Matthew sounds like every average white male history teacher ever and it's perfect

#johanna sounds and acts like someone trying and failing to look posh and if that isn't peak my-life-is-falling-apartism idk what is #the sandman #the sandman netflix #the sandman spoilers #dream #dream of the endless #lucienne #matthew the raven #the corinthian #morpheus #johanna constantine