#just because she cant fight doesnt mean her character is pointless or weak

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crisp rat aside im really looking forward to the mario movie, it looks so cute but you all need to know that im mostly just here for bowser

#okay and charlie day i think hell be a great luigi because....hes just kinda like that ngl #also i think hes adorable and luigi is baby #but i also really hope they dont try to make peach all rah rah girl power bullshit #sis gets kidnapped evrry other week she cant fight for SHIT put that lady back in a dress #shes supposed to be wise and royal don't blow this for us by making her just another generic girl #i used to really love her because she was kinda danger prone daphne and imagine the golden banter between a refined princess and bowser??? #anyway im really sick of the overcompensation with female characters now adays #just because she cant fight doesnt mean her character is pointless or weak #but anyway im still just here for bowser anyway jack black take it away #i also so hope this is a joke and they dont actually let the crisp rat version see the light of day #YouTube gave me an edit with charles martinet and GOD hes just the only mario!!!! like mario is kinda dumb thats the appeal of him!!!! #hes a plumber who has no clue whats going on but goes with it cause hes a sweetheart!!!! i like to imagine he blushes too hard to speak #when he meets peach the first time!!!! also luigi gets pegged thats why hes with daisy but that's a whole other thing #ANYWAY. #im going to enjoy it as long as i dont have to listen to the fascist the entire time #but yeah bowser got me ready