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Listen yall I’m desperate here, drop your fav spirk fics below PLEASE AND THANKS I need some recs up in here asap help a gal out

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Is she perfect? No. Is she uneven because I didn’t do any math whatsoever on a type of crochet that requires it? Maybe.

She’s still cool as shit tho.

#Star Trek #crochet #she’s a book cover #I got the book at a recycled book store #and unfortunately she’s disintegrating #which is why she’s covered in tape #also why I made the book cover in the first place

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Be jealous!

I was able to snatch these up at a used dvd store, was positively thrilled when I saw them.

#star trek voyager #dvd collection #please don’t ask how much it cost #because the answer is to much

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Yeah especially with those giant terrifying orbs he’s got in his skull (said with love)

Kirk’s job: stare at Spock on the bridge

Spock’s job: pretend to stare at science stuff (really stare at Kirk on bridge)

McCoy’s job: yell at Kirk and argue with Spock (also on the bridge for some reason)

#this man has never blinked in his life #I don’t think he medically can #again said with love #i adore him

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remembering THE legend, Leonard Nimoy on his birthday❤️‍🩹🖖

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BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#star trek tos #william shatner #everyone wish him a happy birthday #cause he’s awesome

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Kirk appreciation post (plus Spock in suit)

#tos spock #star trek tos #tos kirk #my only hobby is taking strange photos of Kirk #love the way he looks

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Kirk’s job: stare at Spock on the bridge

Spock’s job: pretend to stare at science stuff (really stare at Kirk on bridge)

McCoy’s job: yell at Kirk and argue with Spock (also on the bridge for some reason)

#bones mccoy #star trek tos #jim kirk #spock #like I’m not angry that bones is always on the bridge #but what is he even doing there besides yelling at Kirk and Spock #I hope he stays there forever

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My Roman Empire — Abraham Lincoln

Not by choice, a kid in my APUSH class told my teacher about the episode of New Girl where Schmidt says statistically every American thinks about Abraham Lincoln once a day. And I thought wells that’s stupid. I’ve thought about him every day since.

It’s been 2 years.

#new girl #abraham lincoln #my fun Roman Empire is Star Trek #I think about that everyday multiple times a day #Star Trek ❤️

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Same

little spock!!

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Kinda cracky Animal crossing! AU

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he for real got down to his tighty whities and swam with those whales……

#I think about the silly little whale movie every day #and seeing other people draw pretty pictures about it fills me with energy

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Another day another William Shatner b-movie

He melts in this one 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

(It’s called The Devil’s Rain and it’s on Tubi)

#peep the bad pilgrim wig #this movie is real bad #the devils rain #he is naked for a lot of it #however he kisses his mom 🤢 #I would not recommend this one #I do have a plethora of other Will Shat recs #william shatner

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Literally can’t stop thinking about this

au where bones is a swamp witch, spock is a runaway prince and jim’s like, the chosen one or something (he doesn’t talk about it)

( prompt fill for @mcspirkevents bingo card prompt “fantasy au” ^_^ )

#so pretty

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In Voyager season 4 episode 23 “Living Witness” an evil version of the ship/ crew is shown- here’s the main crew and how they are evil

Evil Janeway

-hot 🥵

-butch

- coolest mother fucker out there

-murder(but like she’s pretty so it’s fine)

-cool haircut

-starts the episode off w/ a cool line about how violence is chill

Evil Chakotay

-bad haircut

-cooler face tattoo

-physically attacks Tom(relatable king)

-exudes chump energy (love him for that)

Evil Harry Kim

-gay ❤️💖❤️💖❤️💖❤️

-great hair

-serving cunt

-still a mommas boy

-also attacks Tom after Chakotay does

-tortues someone(lots of homosexual tension)

Evil Doctor

-orbs

-somehow more monotone+sarcastic

-unhappy to be working w/ Voyager crew

Evil Tom Paris

-whore

-very bad at his job

-gets jumped(but he deserves it)

-chump energy(but like he always exudes that)

Evil Neelix

-no pep :(

-zero flavor

-but he insults Tom

-and he also attacks Tom

Evil Tuvok

-pretty much the same

-but like meaner (very funny)

-ALSO attacks Tom

Pic of crew jumping Tom 💖💖💖💖💖💖

#technically they were never evil it was fake news #also I would like to specify that I love Tom and his loser energy #janeway is so hot in this episode I cant believe they expected the audience to disagree with her #very sappy ending with the doctor in this episode #captain janeway #tom paris #harry kim #tuvok #neelix #chakotay #st voyager #star trek #voyager doctor

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Pretty 💖💖💖💖💖

au where bones is a swamp witch, spock is a runaway prince and jim’s like, the chosen one or something (he doesn’t talk about it)

( prompt fill for @mcspirkevents bingo card prompt “fantasy au” ^_^ )

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woouggghhh an animatic??? from ME????? well i never!