#just like oh hiiii!!! you seem really special and incredible!!! hey let’s battle uwu!!

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scarlet/violet needs a dlc where you walk into some random building somewhere and volo’s just there and his theme kicks in and he goes ! and challenges you to a friendly battle on the spot. and the game gives absolutely no explanation for him being there. yeah you know what i’m getting at here

#i think it would be really really funny #troll a new generation of pokémon fans (me) #the key thing here is the no explanation part #also key that he’s friendly #just like oh hiiii!!! you seem really special and incredible!!! hey let’s battle uwu!! #just like. his whole shtick from early-game pla #can’t tell if it would be funnier if he were still wearing his uniform for a merchant guild that’s been out of business for centuries #or if he were wearing his arceus outfit but it’s like really tattered and muddy. his hair just looks like absolute shapeless garbage #he needs to look like he’s been living in the woods or in a cave or whatever for a thousand years #with only the occasional human contact #but he’s like super chill and happy about it #pokémon #legends arceus #pla #scarlet and violet #scarlet/violet #volo #pokémon volo #edit: ok the way you guys don’t seem to realize i am fully aware of the cynthia thing and that’s literally what this post is a parody of