#kaizokugaris

[hexellent]

@diabelskoga // @kaizokugaris

Crunch crunch crunch. Sip sip sip.

“…hm? What’s that? I coulda swore I heard the gnome calling you both lame or something. ‘A talentless cook and a dumb meathead? What a joke!’ If it were me, I wouldn’t let it slide!”

#and the cards read as such {ic} #bravery at its finest! {muse: usopp} #kaizokugaris #diabelskoga #he’s lying through his fucking teeth fjsbxjskx

[ebresos]

soda and i were talking the other day, and we were talking about how Zoro and Lily would totally not realize how much time they spend around each other and how strange it would be for others if they saw them not around each other. very much 'is everything okay between you two?'.. 'um yeah?' just totally confused. but then after they get done doing whatever they were doing, it's right back to being inseparable. listen, i just love their pure friendship. i live for their platonic soulmate friendship and how they have each other's backs.

#kaizokugaris #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ‘ headcanons / lilibet feldiash ’ #lily headcanons

[iiryoku]

⸺ @kaizokugaris liked ( x ) for a one-liner.

❝ I apologize if you didn't need any help - it just looked like it was possibly something appreciated, from where I stood. ❞

#kaizokugaris #ic. - CAELUS. #Caelus vc: and then I came in swinging-

[ikkaku-of-heart]

@kaizokugaris replied to this post:

Zoro vc : i have a new date idea ─

"Zoro, I have never been so attracted to you than this very moment, and that's saying something. Marry me. Marry me right now. We can use the clown's bounty to pay for the wedding and the honeymoon..."

#kaizokugaris #Whispers of the Heart (Dash Commentary) #Wandering Hunter (Zoro) #Wear My Heart on My Sleeve (Shipping) #Guiding Heart - IkkOro #(Ikkaku is so in love with you right now Zoro) #(clown murder makes her heart go doki-doki) #(also congratulations you have managed to give me a reason to use this icon and free it from its original context!)

[sillygum]

🍾 + " luffy. If the cook has a strength of a thousand ... then i have a strength of two thousand , right ? " ( may still be a bit butthurt about zou ... )

"wWhu?" Luffy squints at Zoro then his fingers, counting. "Zor's like soooo strong!! Two thousand, nine thousand watever thousand Zoro—whatever thousand Zoro wants." He nods along. "Yeah, Zoro's za best. Well I rink zo anyway."

#kaizokugaris #(shared) . ✦ meals ━━━ : #SMH captain thinks he's cool (: can be whatever number Zoro wants to be

[naviculariis]

💗 nami !

ㅤ⠀❝Well, would you look at that? Maybe I'll lower your debt just a little!❞

#𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖘 & 𝕭𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞: [ NAMI ] #kaizokugaris #[ 👀👀 higher than anticipated. cute. ]

[gxdmade]

@kaizokugaris asked: [I'll Keep You Safe]

“you should’ve told me this was going on. i would’ve put a stop to it the second i heard about it.”

"Yeah, I know."

An unusually sharp tone left the sniper's lips, full of frustration and annoyance. It wasn't even at the swordsman, even though he was speaking to him. It was at himself, Usopp frustrated that he couldn't even handle a bunch of grunts. And it's not like they were anything particularly special, strong as they were. But close-quarters combat has never been his specialty, and getting caught off guard left him struggling against a rather relentless group.

And of course, it had to be Zoro of all people to find him beat to hell and barely making it out alive. One of them snuck their way behind him in the chaos and nearly took him out. Thankfully, Zoro had taken the guy out no problem, but at this point Usopp's pride was already wounded.

And it was even more frustrating that he knows he's better than this. That he's, for the most part, pushed past a lot of his previous insecurities before they all got separated. So why now, of all times, was it bubbling back up? In this state, high off adrenalin and fear, he couldn't help but start to succumb to his anxiety, grunting at the first mate.

"I know you would've taken them out without hardly breaking a sweat!" Shut up. "Because how could the great Pirate Hunter Zoro ever lose to some random lackeys??" Stop talking! "I get it, you're all so damn cool and strong-" Shut up!! "-and clearly I'm not, because look at me-" Stop stop stop!! "-so what do you even ne--"

Some part of his brain manages to snap his hand over his mouth, cutting himself off. Stupid, this is exactly how that shit in Water 7 went down! Mouthing off for no reason! He stared at the ground, unsure of what to do now.

#bravery at its finest! {ic} #god has spoken {answered} #kaizokugaris #babys not doin too good zoro help him

[diabelskoga]

soba mask starter call. / @kaizokugaris

❝ Oi, Mos── ❞ He stops, clearing his throat. ❝ Oi, you with the big forehead! What's with that look on your face?! ❞

#[ THREAD ] ── * FLANCHE STRIKE ( 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘨𝘢 ) #[ VERSE ] ── * POST-TIME SKIP ( 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬 ) #kaizokugaris #( idk if zoro knows this new identity but i'mma have some fun with this ) #( sanji thinks zoro has no idea but that god damn obvious curly eyebrow makes it so obvious )

[regensia]

@kaizokugaris I couldn't stop thinking about that one post

#✸ ART. #kaizokugaris #red eyeliner on green man and I went a little insane #sorry for poor quality this was my warmup doodle

[ebresos]

✏️ lily!!

𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝙴𝙳. ⸻ 𝐿𝒾𝓁𝓎 ♡ @kaizokugaris

*at a zoo* Zoro: What are they in for? Lily: Zoro, this isn't prison. Zoro: So they can leave? Lily: No, but- Zoro, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Lily: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. Zoro: Oh yeah? Then continue this. Zoro: I don't cook I don't clean- Lily: So let me tell you how I got this ring. Lily & Zoro: ..... Lily & Zoro: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Lily: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Zoro: Spiders? Lily: Spiders it is then. Zoro: No, that wasn’t- *But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

Lily: What’s sexting? Zoro: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Lily: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory. Zoro: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little. Lily: Nice.

#kaizokugaris #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ‘ thank you for your input / answered asks ’ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ‘ voices of ebresos / lilibet feldiash ’ #// I CAN'T BREATHE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD #// THAT LAST ONE IS SENDING ME

[sylvva]

@kaizokugaris said :

⭐!

meme // accepting

we talked a lot about Camilla interacting with Zoro so I'm going to look at your multi to answer this one !!

please throw all your wano muses at Izo, espically Toko and Tama. He doesn't exactly like kids but he is surprisingly good at taking care of them (blame it on him raising his sister way back when). I also believe it would be cool if Roger interacted with him since they sort of do know each other. Izo is salty Roger stole Oden from Whitebeard tbh.

of course I'm going to point out your other strawhats to interact with Camilla. Probably also Tama because Camilla LOVES that girl, she almost kidnapped her.

#kaizokugaris #▋▍▏written letters ❇ asks ❇ #▋▍▏off the books ❇ ooc ❇ #[ cam and zoro brotp is top BUT WE NEED MORE INTERACTIONS ACROSS EVERYTHING PLEASE ]

[ikkaku-of-heart]

Just a little headcanon and I'm tagging @kaizokugaris in this since their Zoro is the only muse that's actually discussed marriage with Ikkaku, but Ikkaku would be an absolute menace during their wedding's bouquet toss.

Like, she would either deliberately aim for someone she hard-core wanted to get married next (like Nami w/ Law) or she would toss it just short of someone she knew would outright murder for it (Hancock). Or, for extra gremlin points, Ikkaku would toss it to someone like Mihawk who wouldn't even be participating but would likely have good enough reflexes to catch it on instinct anyway.

Basically, Ikkaku would just want to cause problems on purpose with the bouquet toss. Or further her shipping agenda. Regardless, it would be amusing for her and she trusts Zoro to handle any brawls that break out before they go too far. And a good fight is something she knows he'd probably like, anyway, so it's also her little gift to him.

#kaizokugaris #Engine’s Pulse (Ikkaku) #Wandering Hunter (Zoro) #Working of the Mind (headcanons) #Wear My Heart on My Sleeve (Shipping) #Guiding Heart - IkkOro #(I honestly have many thoughts on Ikkaku's wedding but I figured this silly headcanon would suffice for now) #(I've caught the bouquet twice in the past two years and I can assure you there are people who are ready to throw hands for those flowers) #(so Ikkaku would gladly have some fun and gift her husband a lovely bloodbath lol)

[l00nelyp0rty]

*Sad skeleton noises*

#lovehungered #pareidolah #kaizokugaris #crack #I am sorry but it is fun that everyone just wanna kick him #poor bones

[beyondbinaries]

@kaizokugaris ur post with the pink hair Zoro spoke to me on another level and brain said make sobs so hav pink mans

#❝ ooc ❞ ✧ ೃ༄ #kaizokugaris #I am so sorry for this random tag/post pink hair Zoro just too prebby

[strwcptn]

@kaizokugaris gets a musical au starter!

"you think this is going to be enough for tonight?" he had five bags of coffee grounds for the both of them to share, he wanted them to go through everything on this sheet music for the starting song for act two, and with how long the song was--he was sure it was going to take a few hours.

#kaizokugaris #&& musical au. #a few hours turning into an all nighter---