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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

#khytal.ks #o(-< #they don’t know I’m asexual #(edit: they do now but a lot of people rb’d this without knowing lol)

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WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

#khytal.ks #HELP I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS JUST THERE AND IMFNDBS

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*puts my interests in a blender* haha two for one

#khytal.ks #normal people things #THE WORLDS COLLIDED FOR THE BRIEFEST OF MOMENTS….they will now separate

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THE WIND BLOWS HARD IN DECEMBER

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who else is excited for no ace attorney content at capcom’s presentation tomorrow WOOOOO

#khytal.ks #no prophetic dreams this time I’m afraid. unless I get hit by one tonight but I don’t control these things lmao

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oh my god new aa capcom cafe art.,.,,..

#khytal.ks #WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH #ATHENA ERASURE ONCE AGAIN AUHGH

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the only thing funnier than heiji picking up shinichi like this is shinichi letting it happen

#khytal.ks #I needed to save this in some way sorry ahdjshxjsh #khyt.detcoposting

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read “aromatic chicken” as “aromantic chicken” on a menu and my brain went “let’s goooo happy pri—wait”

#khytal.ks #wheezes

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fuck cars that have a giant touch screen that controls nearly every major setting and function of the vehicle and has few/no buttons. -10000000/10. fucking awful

#khytal.ks #this and headlights are the only things about cars that I feel very strongly about #I don't want to navigate a fucking menu just to turn the AC on while I'm driving do you understand how fucking stupid that is

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I still think someone should do samurai with a mission in trombone champ I just know it’d be really really funny

I’m imagining kazuma with a trombone strapped to his belt instead of a katana and he draws the slide out like a sword

#khytal.ks #idr if I ever said it here but I know I tweeted this a while ago

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my favorite thing about big top is that edgeworth sabotaged his sister while he was in a completely different country in favor of assisting phoenix

#khytal.ks #starting 2-4 let’s go let’s gooooooo

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forget kristoph’s black psyche locks the biggest mystery is what the last 2(?) of gumshoe’s seven secret weapons are

#khytal.ks #they’re gonna bring gumshoe back in aa7 so he can show us the other secret weapons

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MMMMMMM I LOVE HAVING A CAFFEINATED DRINK AT 10:45PM. ON A SUNDAY

#khytal.ks #'are you good' no i have a lot of sugar in my system #this is normal for me btw. i'll be fine LMAO

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had a very unremarkable day except for when I somehow managed to get shampoo in my mouth while I was taking a shower earlier and then later I made tea right after washing my thermos and it kind of tasted like dishwasher soap

#khytal.ks #normal day that was also filled with soap. in my mouth

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love how the third option changes this moment from “edgeworth’s desperate bid to buy time” to “edgeworth’s desperate idea to buy time is to do exactly what phoenix just did”

which only serves to further prove that whenever edgeworth panics he goes “what would phoenix do???”

#khytal.ks #this technically being the first instance of it in the series #it’s important

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phoenix and maya cheering when they find dinosaur chicken nuggets at the store

#khytal.ks #had some earlier today they were good :]