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thedevilscarnival · 7 months
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orange revealing that pav is in his 30s is the funniest fucking extracurricular lore drop thus far, right alongside him loving ice cream. imagine you are in your 30s, having decided to work your way up the military to kill the country's leader and you're a fucking lieutenant. you didn't get promoted once. walmart manager trying to kill the CEO core. you are wearing slutty thigh high boots with your tits out and publicly proclaiming your mommy kink while making fun of some guy like 15 years younger than you for his shitty ass sneakers. you maybe are fucking some guy 15 years younger than you after making fun of said sneakers. pav is so failgirl wife i understand EVERYTHING now
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thedevilscarnival · 4 months
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i've had this game for four days and i'm already tempted
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thedevilscarnival · 8 months
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Don't use the F&H fandom wiki
A warning, to people who want to use the Fear and Hunger wiki, that the one run by fandom is not officially affiliated with orange nor the official F&H server. The staff who ran the wiki abandoned fandom wiki several months ago due to issues with censorship and bad management, and have hence moved over to the actual wiki, "fearandhunger.wiki.gg". They weren't able to delete fandom wiki because fandom refused to do so and has been milking it for advertising money ever since. Fandom wiki is currently a miasma of trolling, misinformation, and potentially harmful links. If you want accurate and moderated F&H information, please use wiki.gg.
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thedevilscarnival · 2 years
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list of bitches spamton is heavily implied to have been with in this sweepstakes event: swatch, queen, gaster, mike list of bitches spamton is explicitly stated to have been divorced with in this sweepstakes event: jevil
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thedevilscarnival · 10 days
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the secret sauce of jonah magnus is refusing to become a victim in a world where that is fundamentally impossible so you damn your whole species to the slaughterhouse for the privilege of being its administrator hope this helps <3
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thedevilscarnival · 6 months
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pov you are samarie
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thedevilscarnival · 1 year
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karin and daan are like the same person but inverted litrlly every part of them is inverted karin sees outside suffering daan is inside suffering them getting together is like oil and water fire and ice hydrogen bomb and coughing baby they will hurt each other in ways unbeknownst to man because the fundamental way they see the world destroys the other
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thedevilscarnival · 3 months
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fallen london is a game that will make you learn how to make spreadsheets
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thedevilscarnival · 11 months
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making d’arce act as a surrogate mother figure to the girl is fucking hysterical to me like this woman is insane she is willing to commit crimes against god just for that sweet sweet imperial cock (which she doesnt even get!) you think she’d be normal after realizing she got cucked and this kid was the result of it? d’arce is 0.2 seconds and a particularly bad opium trip away from dropping her ass off a cliff
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thedevilscarnival · 24 days
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still absolutely fucking gobsmacked that mr howard wrote an entire short story where johannes sees potential futures for himself and one of them is a woman. how do you expect me to take anything from this besides transgender. completely normal thing to write for your definitely cis character.
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thedevilscarnival · 2 months
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and with the magnus protocol dropping, the jonah magnus tag becomes 25% more unbearable. rest in peace king wish that your showrunners actually respected you and didn't drag your crusty corpse into a computer to get that sweet sweet ad revenue
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thedevilscarnival · 2 years
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this house has spamton in it
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thedevilscarnival · 1 month
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never read a book called johannes cabal because the word "necromancer" will be ruined for you forever. i see him, blonde and imposing, in the corner of my eye. judging me. always.
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thedevilscarnival · 8 months
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ok but one of my favorite aspects of hisoillu as a pairing is that like, its probably the One Singular Way illumi could even gain a scrap of autonomy from his family. me when i mildly process the fact that im nothing but a tool to my family (tone: ???) thanks to this pervert clown im in a murder marriage with
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thedevilscarnival · 2 months
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marios is cute to me mostly because it is the very specific type of straight pairing where both parties are absolutely deranged and autistic enough where it doesn't feel like a traditional straight pairing
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thedevilscarnival · 10 days
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while i have always been a trans jonah magnus truther (oh yeah baby gotta love that beholding terror of knowing your entire life can be ruined with one Bad Move), i do enjoy the cisgender/cisn't takes on him, purely because they are able to go about his fears/body hopping nonsense in a way that isn't possible with a trans character. he has so many issues... the fun part of jonah specifically is that you have 200 years of material to work with. that's an awful lot of time to grow and die and grow and die over and over again until he's the person we see in canon. something for the ego death girlies in the back <3
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