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[caffeineyum]

You ever think about how awkward it would be to try and ask out a Spartan II or III? The poor person doing the asking is gonna be like “do u want to go out on a date with me?” And god if the Spartan being asked out has never thought about this more than passively. The response might be “what is that exactly?” Or even worse “why would we do that?” Honestly those probably wouldn’t be the responses. It would more like be “yes, now how does this work? I’m not entirely familiar,”

I also think this would be extremely Spartan dependent. Our boy Kurt would probably handle it the best and poor John wouldn’t have the slightest clue. I feel like the response would start with “uuuuhhhhh…”

ALSO also Emile comes to mind for this for reason. I feel like the dude would be ruthless if he didn’t like whoever was asking him out. It would be one of those “the worst he can say is no” moments. Kelly also seems like she’s fit this category but I think she’d be less malicious and more joking about it. Jorge also seems like he’d handle this alright too.

@biomecharnotaurus @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask @authortobenamedlater @magellanicclouds @whotookmytomato @screwcharms GAZE UPON MY BULLSHIT AND ADD YOUR THOUGHTS if u want

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[spartankurt051]

"Didn't you hear, spartans never die" ‪#‎HUNTtheTRUTH‬ ‪#‎HUNTtheSIGNAL‬

#kurt051 #halo 5 #roleplay #halo roleplay #halo 5: guardians

[slumberblues]

Dr. Halsey tapped a control and one of the viewscreens jumped back to the combined Sentinels. She studied this a moment, and then declared, "Tinkertoys."

"I don't understand the reference," Kurt said.

What the fuck Spartans are not supposed to be this adorable.

#Halo #Ghosts of Onyx #Halo Novel #Kurt051 #Kurt-051

[thesilentsniper-blog]

kurt051 replied to your post: There may be some rumors of us sleeping together. just disregard everything. Agent Texas likes making up stories,

Oh Fred you dirty dog, in there like swimwear!

Better watch what you say, Kurt. And... how are you still alive? I thought you were killed...

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