Vi: I'm Vi Moradi and I'm a StarWars™ character...I'm calling from Batuu™.
Six: oh no
Vi: Grand Marshal, the resistance needs you.
Six: me? what's the resistance? This is the Sims, I think there's an issue with the Multiverse
Vi: We have heard about what you did in Rusty Canyon. We need you to defeat the Evil EA Order so they don't release more packs like this
Six: I don't know...I don't know anything about StarWars. What does it imply?
Vi: please use the ™ symbol when using our brands. It's mostly completing grindy missions...but we have cool light saber battles and...
Six: okay! I'm in. [hangs up] did you hear that?! I'm going on an ADVENTURE!!
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Six: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tavi: grams?! grams???
Six: Ooooh my Watcher!! Tavi! Is this a Deus Ex Machina moment?!
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Six: here...see? Game generated me 5 minutes ago.
Guard: I see..sorry Lady, I was confused by the lack of eyeball rings an random accesories. Keep going.
[5 MINUTES LATER]
Guard: ...and this pack gets so much shit. But we stand by EA, you know?
Six: sure! So, if you were a TIE echelon...what or who would you be?
Guard: TIE echelon? You mean the big-ass shuttle right behind us?
Six: ah yes!
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Rey: everything is so much better since you've been helping us. The city has changed a lot.
Six: The only difference I see is there's some resistance banner now?
Rey: it's a big step!
Six: well...in that case I think it's time for me to go back to my family.
Vi: go back? but the missions aren't over!
Six: but I thought...?
Vi: Oh did I forget to mention? This isn't Strangerville...this storyline NEVER ENDS. You're ours...forever.
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Nova & Nimbus: *playing quietly on their own*
Damion: he-he...BOOOO!! I'm the Patch Monster and I'm going to break the game's code!!!
Nimbus: RUUUUUN!
Nova: where's the monster?
Damion: lmao
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Vi: it's time for you to train with your lightsaber!
Six: don't you need to know the Force and stuff to be able to use it safely?
Vi: whaaaat? NOT IN THE SIMS! d'uh!
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Six's first mission involves infiltrating the EA Order's side of the map. She's starting to wonder if she chose the right side to support, because at least they have food vendors here.
A guard approaches her.
Guard: Are you some kind of Leia NPC?
Six: oh no, I'm just some random old lady!
Guard: Can I see some ID?
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Vi: so...this is our base camp. I'm sorry, you'll have to sleep in a tent. There are no hotels in Batuu.
Six: oh no worries, there are no hotels in my planet either.
Vi: so this is Roshell Keepsala, in charge of handing out missions.
Six: hi, Roshell. Love the coat, Urban Outfitters?
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Meanwhile, at home...Six is telling the twins stories of the good ol' times.
Six: ah...and that Mother Plant fought back like crazy. My brother Dem even passed out...But the adrenaline...I do miss it sometimes, you know?
[phone rings]
Six: hello? If it's another invitation to go to the bluffs I swear...
Vi: May I speak to Grand Marshal Lacey?
Six: It's been a while since anyone called me that...This is her. Speaking.
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Six: thank the Watcher...it was all a dream.
Tavi: still dreaming of new adventures?
Six: you know what ? I wouldn't want to miss this for any adventure.
Tavi: miss what?
Six: seeing you grow to be such an intelligent and gorgeous woman and being there for my great-grandchildren.
Tavi: about that...Damion and I have talked about it, and we would love for you to move to the guest house if you want.
Six: are you serious?!
Tavi: of course! there's plenty of room here! And with the twins growing up tomorrow...we'll need as much help as we can get.
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