#like dude i bet almost NONE of those pre-generated and voiced catchphrase parts are even CLOSE to what we want our custom catchphrases to be

[just-jammin]

i really can’t stop thinking about how Skylander catchphrases are just the writers trying so hard to sound so cool to the kids—

#like for example: Tree Rex’s catchphrase #i feel like that’s the most blatant afaik #like seriously? ‘Be Afraid of the Bark’? #come on man #i understand that you’re doing this for the children #but kids grow up too y’know? #plus that is a heck-ton of badly packed in puns in there #oh wait you know what’s slightly worse? #IMAGINATOR CATCHPHRASES #like dude i bet almost NONE of those pre-generated and voiced catchphrase parts are even CLOSE to what we want our custom catchphrases to be #heck i bet it’s even lampshaded by how the Doomlanders enter afaik from tvtropes #i mean come on man just drop the custom catchphrases and only add them when the custom-made figures of the Imaginators come in— #rants from a not-so-closeted bi #that was stupid #idk anymore