#like first i got it on my ipod probably in like. 2018 (didn't get very far)

[arielluva]

does anyone have advice for getting into stardew valley because i have tried. multiple times. to get into this game and actually play it because i DO like it!!! i have gotten sucked in a few times, but i never make it too far :( i feel like i just get overwhelmed by everything that you could do and seeing other people be so far ahead in their own saves that i just. idk. feel discouraged? i know the answer to this is probably to just play the game and do whatever because if its my first save it doesn't really matter what happens but still

also i think another part of it is just not knowing everything i should do right off the bat like i would with any other game i enjoy playing like fantasy life but i guess thats a given since i haven't played much of it

most rational thought: "i don't know everything about this game and what to do how am i supposed to play this good... :( at least in fantasy life i know what to do :((" (i have had fantasy life for like 8 years so of course i know what to do)

#man its always the 'other people have done this before me' and whatever thoughts that paralyze me from trying new things #i know the only way to really like. solve my problem is to just go and play the game at my own pace and not worry but man is it hard to get #over that paralysis #like. there's just so much to do. people have done so much in this game but im new to it AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i think i've tried playing this game like 3 separate times so far and never get too far #like first i got it on my ipod probably in like. 2018 (didn't get very far) #then i bought it on my switch about a year or two ago? (also didnt get very far) #now im trying it again and. man #i really want to like this game but my brain has to do the most normal (/s) thing ever and be like #'but i don't know everything about this game like i do with (insert game i've had for a long time) therefore i can't play it' #gonna need my brain to .. shut up!!!!!! #yeah idk i guess i'll just try playing again at my own pace and see what happens from there #because maybe the issue is that im just not a stardew valley enjoyer and leave it at that #though idk. i enjoy seeing other people playing the game its just when it comes to making my own save that i falter a bit

[snowisflesh]

ok so here are my ratings of all the adam sandler movies I've seen:

Going Overboard (1989): 0/10 somehow this movie has a budget of 800,000 dollars and still looks like it was shot on an ipod in someone's garage in 2009. not funny not sexy. zero stars.

Billy Madison (1995): solid 4/10, pretty stupid and has a lot of dumb jokes but that's why it's fun.

The Wedding Singer (1998): 9/10 actually a pretty cute and funny romcom. I watched this one with my parents.

The Waterboy (1998): 7/10 adam was really killing it in '98. waterboy is a classic, again with dumb jokes and again that's why it's fun. I haven't watched it in several years so my memory is shotty but I remember it being better than most of his movies

Big Daddy (1999): 7/10 it's cute. I bought a DVD copy of this film to give to my dad on father's day once

Little Nicky (2000): 10/10 this movie is so so so fucking funny because it is ATROCIOUS. but I'm sure it was written as a weird satirical take on christianity and that alone gives it an automatic five stars. there's a scene where little nicky dissolves into thousands of spiders with adam sandler's face on them.

50 First Dates (2004): 6/10 it's ok

Click (2006): 8/10 again with the weird satirical adam sandler movies. I absolutely refuse to believe the writers of this one weren't laughing their asses off while making it. it's funny because it's bad.

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007): 5/10 for some reason my lesbian friend really wanted me to watch this and I did and it was ok? some scenes were very hard to sit through but I guess the part where adam sandler says gay people deserve rights is good

Bedtime Stories (2008): 10/10 a classic. cute!

Funny People (2009): 10/10 not only is it genuinely pretty well written, not only is the acting believable, not only is it a weird introspective take on adam sandlers life, not only is the score so sexy, but jason schwartzman is sooo hot in it. you guys know how I get about douchey jason characters and mark taylor jackson was probably the second of his roles I felt really attracted to. if I keep thinking about him I'll start moaning like a cat in heat so I'll move on.

Grown Ups (2010): 5/10 alternative title: adam sandler gets paid to chill with his friends

Just Go With it (2011): 4/10 it was ok.

Hotel Transylvania (2012): 9/10 again cute

Blended (2014): 5/10 for some reason I thought this was the same movie as just go with it and now I'm remembering that this one is the one where adam sandler goes on safari and just go with it is the one where he faked his own death. bumping down both. wait no what the fuck no it isn't. are blended and just go with it the same movie. which one is the one where adam sandler fakes his own death?

Hotel Transylvania 2/3 (2015, 2018): like solid 6/10 I don't even care enough to rank them seperately

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (2017): 8/10 genuinely a good movie.

Murder Mystery (2019): 5/10 whatever

Hubie Halloween (2020): 5/10 I watched this with my then-roommate and about ten minutes in she got up and left and didn't come back.

thank you for your time

i love ur list bestie and i agree with the ones ive seen 4 sure. im watching hubie halloween as we speak and it sure is a movie. im pretty sure blended and just go with it r different movies, tbh i would have to bump down every movie that includes a refernce to adam sandlers odd earlobe kink

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