#like wyll would be treating her the way a parent who has no idea what anime is treats their weeb child

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Thinking about it Ady and Wyll would make the most sense like on paper and narrative-wise but he is not nearly fucked up enough for her he is too normal even with the devil pact shit he would not get her and be too polite to say anything about it

#wyll is honestly way too good for her tbh #ady who in campaign threatened to eat vaguely humanoid but still very much humanoid sapient creatures to freak them out #like wyll would be treating her the way a parent who has no idea what anime is treats their weeb child #while if she did that in front of astarion he’d be like ‘delightful!!’ and think threats of cannibalism are funny #astarion clapping while she describes in detail how she’s gonna bread and fry the illithid’s tentacles serve them w/lemon & cocktail sauce #bevause ok Ady is funny but she also says a lot of offputting weird shit that just doesn’t land quite right #like she commits to the bit so if people really start thinking she eats sapient humanoid creatures like she’s ‘yes and’-ing that shit #like wyll sweetheart you can do a lot better than the bard with an inferiority complex daddy issues and a latent trauma response