#literally just: HEY VOX IM BACK BITCH | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

purplemanbehindtheslaughter · 3 years

Text

EYES ON ME-

So I listened to “Eyes on me” The new Vox song it’s catchy as fuck but Val is being a bitch and he’s controlling and I hate him so I’m writing this. He seems so mature until in the song hes like “Pay up motherfuckers” which made me and one of my best friends start dying in laughter, and also i have a meme of him on my phone where he ordered a fcucking mcdonald’s happy meal and was like “Hey im supposed to have a toy with this” Then a toy smacks him in the face and in the last panel its just him happily playing with a sailor moon action figure while alastor’s over here like “Of course im hanging with a fucking idiot-”. (Also does anyone else think Vox sounds like a teenage boy or smthng?)

Also I ignored the part that said “A monster I’m in love with despite all the pain” Because as much as I like writing things as the characters would say them, I hate writing anything about Valentino unless it’s hostile towards him, or the bitch fucking dies.

(yes i simp for vox i feel really fucking bad for it but its literally something i cannot fucking control)(this is way longer than usual, damn)

You knocked on the door.

“Vox?” No answer. “Vox, open the fucking door, I ain’t got all day. Vox?” You demanded again, but there was still no answer. You were starting to get worried. He usually opened up the first time you called. You timidly opened the door, and your worry increased when it was locked. he never had the door locked. You growled and tried picking the lock, but you were fumbling too much to successfully do so and eventually kicked the door down, only to gasp and cover your mouth.

Vox was sitting on his chair, his screen-face cracked, and he was leaning over with his eyes barely open. You rushed over.

“Vox! What the hell happened to you?!” You rushed up, tenderly touching his cracked screen. He hissed in pain and opened his eyes to see you.

“Hey, (y/n). How are you doing?” He gave a forced smile and you scowled.

“Who. Who did this to you? Answer me!” You clenched your fist, anger running through your veins.

“It... was Val. I made a little mistake, it doesn’t really matter.” He said. You shook your head violently, standing up.

“I’ll be back shortly. You stay here and try to get some rest.” With that you left in an angry rampage, your sadistic side showing more and more as all these wonderful, dark thoughts flooded your brain.

Later-

You knocked on Vox’s door, and heard a weak “Come in.” From the other side. You stepped in, covered in blood with a plastic bag.

“Hey. I got stuff to fix your face.” You chuckled at how that sounded coming out of your mouth. You opened the bag and pulled out a new screen, and a few things of tempered glass screen protectors. You instantly got to work on his face and had replaced his cracked screen within the span of a couple minutes. You finished by smoothing out the air bubbles in the screen protector. He gently touched his face and smiled when he felt that the cracks were gone.

“Thanks, (y/n). Why is there blood all over you though?” He asked, gesturing to your outfit. You smiled cheekily.

“It was kind of a yandere move, but it was really just protection. Let’s just say you’re no longer bound to that son of a bitch and you can do whatever the hell you want to!” You said excitedly. Once Vox figured out what you meant he wasn’t sure whether to be happy, sad or relieved.

“You mean... you killed Val?” He asked. You could’ve sworn there was hope in his voice. You nodded quickly. He smiled and chuckled a bit.

“I’m free now. I... I can’t believe it. I’m really free!” He jumped up and hugged you, really glad. You giggled, bringing your hand up to you face.

“Yeah, you’re welcome. We can do whatever the fuck we want with this place now he’s gone, and someone don’t like it, they got me to deal with!” You stood up triumphantly. He laughed, and you failed to notice the light pink on his screen-face.

“You are one special demon, you know that, right?” He asked, looking up at you. You beamed.

“I pride myself on it. Wait, isn’t this the pride ring? Ahh shit, another terrible, unintentional pun.” You rolled your eyes, making Vox laugh once again. You liked it when he laughed like that; it made you feel like you were actually doing something right, or if you did something wrong, it would all be okay. You felt your face heat up a bit and looked away bashfully.

“How are you so confident? Nothing ever phases you, like you don’t even care, but in a good way. How?” He smiled, confused. You gave the same careless, beaming smile you always did.

“Oh, it’s because I don’t care. Why be scared of someone or something you’re gonna forget about in the span of two minutes? It’s stupid, so I don’t do it.” You explained like that actually make any fucking sense. He laughed.

“You have a point, I guess. If you do tear the studio down, what are you planning to do with it?” He asked you, completely changing the subject. You thought for a little bit, then chuckled innocently.

“Well, I was thinking a new leader would be nice. I was thinking, oh I don’t know, maybe if you’d be willing to run things around here?” You suggestively poked his shoulder.

“What would I even do?”

“Well, I was thinking you could start a new tech company, like you always wanted to. Now that that pesky, overgrown smurf is out of the way, there’s literally nothing stopping you from taking over.” you made a fair point. He nodded.

“I think you might be onto something. But what about you? You’re the one who killed him; you should be the new leader.”

“Nah. Leader-ing was never my thing. It’s no fun being out of line when you make the line. Besides, I’m a little too reckless for that shit.” Just to prove your point, you took out a bloody knife, stained from years of just being plunged into multiple parts of multiple different demons and humans. Let’s just say for the sake of the story that there was a reason you and Velvet got along so well.

“I should be used to it now but it’s still so weird how you just carry that around wherever you go.” He sounded disturbed as he chuckled a bit, and you did to.

“Oh come on, why me? You live with Velvet for god’s sake, you’ve known her for longer than you’ve known me and you aren’t disturbed by her!” He pretended to be offended with a laugh.

This was it. The perfect chance.

“I guess I’m disturbed by you because you’re beautiful and you look perfect when you’re really not. It’s off-leading, whereas Velvet looks like a clown, and is the kind of person you’d expect that from.” He said, kind of nervous at the first part, but decided to just go with his gut. You apparently didn’t hear the first part, and he really wanted to face-palm.

“How don’t you expect that from me? Do I look innocent to you, or are you like some blind little bitch? How the fuck do I look innocent?” You asked. You always hated being called “cute” or “innocent”.

“I never said innocent, I said perfect. To the blind eye, any other demon would think you’re a pushover, and that often leads to their death. What I’m trying to say here, and what you’re clearly missing is that I think I might love you.” His voice was so quiet at the last part that you barely heard him.

But you heard him.

And you didn’t know how to respond.

“P-perfect? Y-you think I-I’m p-perfect?” You stuttered, blushing. He nodded slightly.

“You... you’re beautiful, and I... I love you. I really do.” He sid, rubbing his arm. You almost squealed, but instead settled for throwing your arms around him, enveloping him in a tight hug.

“I will never let you get hurt again.”

#hazbin hotel #vox x reader #vox #valentino #eyes on me song #profanity #velvet

55 notes · View notes

hh-voxtagram-archive · 3 years

Text

Valentino: August 7, 2020

Thanks for the Soda Voxy 🤗 DONT fuck up my order next time 🖕

Originally posted: Friday, August 7, 2020

Instagram: moth_pimp | Credit: Viziepop

← Previous | First | Next →

Comments Below:

daddy_hoothoot: No wonder you can’t keep a stable relationship.

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot and I’m gonna take advice from you lol 😂

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp At least I’m not so insecure about myself that I have to threaten breaking up or screen breakage to get any kind of attention, Val.

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot yo come at me when your fucking an overlord 😛

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp Get back with me when you’re fucking royalty, Little Moth

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot ditto bitch

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp oh did I strike a nerve?

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot tell yourself that :P

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp Hey, you’re the one breaking screens

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot breaking screens, making a scene baby. Voxy will get over it. You however, seem obsessed with me, if you wanna fuck you just need to drop into my club. No need for this back and forth 😛💦

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp Ew I’d rather keep myself away from whatever disgusting diseases you’ve stuck your dick into

radvelvetcakes: @daddy_hoothoot LOL This is funny!

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot your lose daddy. 😛

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp Loss, idiot

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot I s2g Velvet, vox, you fucks could say something you stupid fucks

radvelvetcakes: @moth_pimp Yeah, we could.

voxtagram_8k: I’d say something but watching this and eating popcorn is just waaayyyyy too funny

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp They probably have better things to do

radvelvetcakes: @daddy_hoothoot Nope, we’re here for this.

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot your all fucking dead to me. Vox suck your own dick and Velvet your cookies you made last week sucked.

daddy_hoothoot: @radvelvetcakes Ah okay.

radvelvetcakes: @moth_pimp YOU ASKED FOR THEM BITCH!

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp someone’s a bit bitter

voxtagram_8k: @moth_pimp stop stealing my Vifi then dum dum

moth_pimp: @voxtagram_8k @radvelvetcakes you both owe me an apology 🤬

radvelvetcakes: @moth_pimp Screw you! Im running away from home!

daddy_hoothoot: @radvelvetcakes You deserve a better father

radvelvetcakes: @radvelvetcakes I mean it this time!

radvelvetcakes: @radvelvetcakes And Im never coming back!

voxtagram_8k: @radvelvetcakes no Velvet wait dont do this

voxtagram_8k: @radvelvetcakes look whatchu did Ratino

radvelvetcakes: @voxtagram_8k Ok. I won’t.

moth_pimp: @voxtagram_8k OMG I was going to forgive you for being a fuck head bit now. FUCK OFF we are done 🖕

daddy_hoothoot: @moth_pimp … Weren’t you both already broken up?

moth_pimp: @daddy_hoothoot mind your business bird. 🖕

radvelvetcakes: My dads are fighting (╥_╥)

moth_pimp: @radvelvetcakes DW babydoll, not my fault Vox is a dumbass 😛

voxtagram_8k: @radvelvetcakes ur literally the same age as us WTFFF

Source: minigmaenigma on tumblr

#Hazbin Hotel #Valentino Hazbin Hotel #Vox Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel Valentino #Hazbin Hotel Vox #Voxtagram #moth pimp

339 notes · View notes