#local dog smug as hell after a successfully landed pickup line

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(Same anon from the hotdogs one with more gay puns cuz Barnaby is a blue dog)

barnaby: “would you rather adopt a normal baby or a matter baby?

howdy: “a matter baby?”

howdy: “what’s the matter baby?”

barnaby: “nothing sugar, what’s the matter with you?”

#local dog smug as hell after a successfully landed pickup line #local pillar distracted on the job. stocks the wrong shelf. chaos #local dog banned from pickup lines while local pillar is on the clock #a tragic tale told in three parts- #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #laughingstock