#lots of Alvittany in here today but hey I have all 3 ships represented!

[itsbrittanybiitch]

Incorrect AATC Quotes: Dancing Queen Edition

(This one is specifically the 2015 series bc I couldn't think of anyone else lol)

Alvin: Derek is taking credit for Simon's work, getting him to deal with everything, and making fun of him! You know what he sounds like?

Brittany: You?

Alvin: No, I meant... You know Simon. In spite of being clever and sarcastic he's also... fragile and weird and he has trouble fitting in. And Derek is taking advantage of his weakness! You know what that’s called?

Brittany: An Alvin?

Alvin: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

*******************************************************

Theodore: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Eleanor: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Theodore for dinner.

Simon: What is wrong with you people?

Eleanor: Shut up, chocolate.

*****************************************************

(They are 21 here dw)

Brittany: My life is a mess.

Alvin: Britt relax, go get a beer.

Brittany: I don’t want a beer.

Alvin: Who said it was for you?

*****************************************************

Eleanor: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force

****************************************************

Theodore: Where's Simon?

Alvin: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Alvin, shouting: Jeanette sucks!

Simon, distantly: Jeanette is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Alvin: Found him.

******************************************************

Eleanor: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens.

*******************************************************

"Alvin: Guess what I'm about to get!

Simon: On my nerves.

*****************************************************

Eleanor: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Simon: IT.

Jeanette: Annabelle.

Brittany: Paranormal Activity.

Theodore: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words!

*********************************************************

Brittany: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Alvin: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Alvin, right after Brittany leaves the room: I miss her already :(.

********************************************************

Theodore: Just be yourself.

Alvin: Really? Theodore, I have one day to win over Brittany's friends.

Alvin: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Jeanette: Couple of weeks.

Eleanor: Six months.

Simon: Jury’s still out.

Alvin: See Theodore? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

#I imagine Alvin was just asking the other 2 chipettes the question and Simon chimed in for fun #lots of Alvittany in here today but hey I have all 3 ships represented! #and some good Eleanor content #Eleanor deserves better #aatc #alvin and the chipmunks #Alvin Seville #simon seville #theodore seville #brittany miller #Jeanette Miller #Eleanor Miller #alvittany #simonette #Theonor #let's gooooo