#luring in bastards so he can tear them a new asshole for being a prick

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Look I get that alot of people find Marwan/Joe attractive but when I saw him in the desert scene my Arab brain went Ah yes The Local Fuckboy, I blame the fucking backwards cap and shades combo tbh

oh he absolutely screams fuckboy but like in a Chugging Respect Women Juice way? backwards cap joe is the kind of guy who’d sit up the back of the lecture hall for a gender studies course ur convinced he’s only taking to pick up chicks but by week 3 he’s engaging in meaningful debate with the professor about how capitalism has co-opted a facetious image of feminism to market ‘girl power’ consumables to the masses and he’s bringing in homemade hummus to share during the break and suddenly u find urself laughing at one of his corny dad jokes and ur like. wait,

#replies.txt #like on first instinct i definitely agree with u but the frat boy persona is like the light on one of those fucked up deep sea fish #luring in bastards so he can tear them a new asshole for being a prick #v sexy of him #Anonymous