#lynne i tagged you bc you expressed mild interest in the band and mocking them is gonna be your gateway

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okay @keefsteef @defkisshalen @electric--love here are these absolute clowns. they don't have like a lot of actually good looks but i just don't think they care or are trying. but they ARE the kings of loud patterned shorts:

that said i do need to make special mention of charlie. terra is right and he has absolutely made some terrible choices, and this is the one that always pops into my mind (yes its more recent, 2017, but i stand by it being bad)

yes i hate it and yes it's stupid, however i believe with all my heart that he knows exactly what he's doing and he's doing it on purpose.

also, i was gonna include bad hats, but honestly everyone in the 90s/00s did that so its not special. that said, his hair choices are.... something (again, moving through many eras, but unfortunately he has given much to comment upon). and i need to yell about my least favorite, because (other than the hat) he looks so nice, so handsome, so clean, and then the fuckin FOOT LONG rat tail that i will never ever ever ever forgive him for and would absolutely have cut off while he was sleeping

#lynne i tagged you bc you expressed mild interest in the band and mocking them is gonna be your gateway #theres prob worse than this #i really think its their dumbass actions that make them so beautifully mockable #and expressions #also we could include scott's facial hair journey but again i think he knows what hes doing and makes it weird on purpose #ALSO i didnt include john bush but please know that i could clown on that boy for literally years and probably will #thrash clowns #anthrax #long post #charlie in that pic of them at the beach is my phone home screen and i felt it judging me the whole time lmao #lame ass bf squad