#m/odern f/amily

[tvfish]

"Don't help me! I can escape on my own." The Butler's Escape, a difficult trick, even for the most skilled magician. Phil decided to practice it at home alone. Or at least he thought he was alone. How long do you think it'll take him to get out?

#m/odern f/amily #phil dilfy #briefs #bound

[magichcuse]

((My bird muses all have these weird ties to each other so I'm going to try to clear it up-

Toni, Carol, and Johnny are all around Maude's age.

Toni is Hal and Nettie's mom, but Maude and Leslie adopted Nettie after they found her alone in the rain. Hal is eight years older than Nettie.

Marion is about five years older than Nettie.

Maude would be in her teens by the time Analiese is adopted.))

#{Behind The Feathers} | OOC #((all my birbs are connected)) #((it feels like some sort of weird m/odern f/amily thing)) #((even doris is involved in all of this)) #((she lives in maude's neighborhood and doris/dale sometimes watch her and her brother)) #((why do i make things so complicated))

[legosgay]

selfie was 4 years ago....... ???????????????

#what the fuck!!!!!! #i just got an ad for that j/ohn cho movie and it creeped me out a bit #but it also felt like that one m/odern f/amily #episode??????? and then my brain threw . selfie at me #and My Fucking Word #its not that long and i still remember a handful of oddly specific things which is On Brand for my memory but skdjfkkf #half term next week . yeehaw. #p

[tvfish]

Summer is about fireflies, cutoff shorts, and chasing ice cream trucks. Though the socks and sandals may scare some people off. Though the jorts may bring them back in.

#m/odern f/amily #phil dilfy

[tvfish]

Wearing his father in law's trunks, Phil has a bit of an accident trying to take out a drone. A drone which also filmed the incident and posted it online. Hey, I'd watch.

#m/odern f/amily #phil dilfy #pants fall down #enm #censored

[tvfish]

Phil had a little accident on his new motorcycle, he was pinned under it, and had his pants leg caught. The only way out? Cut off the pant legs, of course. Though maybe he cut a bit high? Anyone have any pants he can borrow?

#m/odern f/amily #phil dilfy #ripped