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❛ That’s one dead shoe, eh, boss? ❜
Roger Rabbit Has Committed Tax Fraud
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A hip sways.
“Well. I do think this stiletto ain’t eva’ fuckin’ comin’ back from tha’ dead.”
A pause.
“Should we invest on gettin’ some fuckin’ actual chew toys?”
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hellbeloved-a · 5 years
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magistreign:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe starts a workplace rumor 2 get u fired
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❛ Daaaaaaaaad, a clown’s been released from the circus again ! ❜
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radioboots · 5 years
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“He OD’d on Jingle Jangle.”
CRINGEY RIVERDALE STARTERS || OPEN ( @magistreign )
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 “ jingle - jangle ? ugh ... puh - lease, that sounds like some awful weak stuff.  ”
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slxrpindust · 5 years
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Fill my heart with song, and let me sing forever more!!
Angel smiles and hums along, finding it easier to just harmonize rather than go through the work of singing along. He swept her up in his arms, the two of them flying across the room with a playful grace. The atmosphere was just so relaxed and comfortable it was impossible not to enjoy the moment for what it was.
Of course it helped that both of them were quite skilled performers. They could even make Fred and Ginger jealous.
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arachnidhooves-a · 5 years
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She sloooooowly... brings out an Alastor plush®, offering it to him.
@magistreign
♫ ♪ —  Eyes stare hard at this abomination of a plush, boring holes into the animate object as if it’d catch fire in the next second. How hideous–how ugly of a thing–-!
I want it!
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♫ ♪ — “My my, a gift! And it’s of me! What’s the occasion, dear? Just wanting to be nice?”
—Of course he doesn’t give her a chance to pull back, if she were to do that, as his gift was snatched right from her palms. It’s his now.
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sichoir-blog · 5 years
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“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears , this is my worst nightmare ”
buzzfeed unsolved // @magistreign
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since when did you acquire a fear of bears ?  “but you used to LOVE Mister Cuddles!“  he dangles the aforementioned teddy bear in front of her face, his frown twitching as the urge to giggle becomes increasingly difficult to withhold.
his gaze momentarily shifts to – Vaggie ?  before returning to his daughter, serpentine hues devious as he exhales a faux despondent sigh.  “you cuddled with it every night! – hence it’s name.”  he makes it dance, voice lowering a pitch.  “and we CAN’T forget how you just went WILD when you thought it was speaking! spoilers, it was me.”
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staytunedfclks · 5 years
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Bite [Al] / pin [Mimzy] //it's either one of these or none ofc i just!! Wanted to drop some feral charlie in here lMAO
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For once he was caught off guard by the sudden mauling that Charlie had just partook in on his arm, but he quickly regained composure.
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“T͏͕̦̮͉͉e͢l̗̞͖l̮̱͇̥ ͡m͙̖͓e,̵ ̴̭̘̱̱͈̝̫C̖͈͓̯̖͇h͈̻̖a̼r҉͖͚ḷ͞i̡̗͎e̦̣̖.̞̺̲̥̺͜.̩͖̤͉.͚ ̷̦̤̱̞̫̦̤H̭a̟͕͚͜v̢e̙̝̻̥͓͞ ̧̥͍y̶̳͕o͟ù͔̦̺͙͓̘͉ ̢f̱̲̺͔̲́i͍̟na̬̭̠l͈̫̖̮̬̦͔l̛̩͔̰͓̙͖ͅy̬ ̩̖̀ͅl̗̱̩̗̙o҉͚̦̖s̪̮͔͖̲̖t̡͚͍͕͔̞͉ ̜̤y͚͇̗͇̮͇o͙̯̯͖̤̫̫͡u̼̖͈͙̳r̷ ͓̹͕̀m̛̰̺̹̼̫͈a͚͉͝r̛͈̼̱͓̰b̳̳̺ḻ͖̱e̴͙̥͍̜s̗͎̮͓͇?”
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💟!!
Gives You A Kees
Send 💟 for a kiss on a wound
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“Are princess’s sa’pposed ta’ be so rough housey?” Molly teased, walking over toward the blonde on the ground.
A gentle tut, watching as she held her leg close to her body. Seems she banged up her leg pretty bad… She didn’t seem to severely hurt it, fortunately.
Molly knelt next to her, pulling up her pant leg to get a better look over it. A gentle hum as spindled fingers caress over the reddening patch over pale skin as the other sucks in air through their teeth.
It would bruise, but it wasn’t anything serious.
“I know just tha’ remedy~!” Molly chimed sweetly, leaning in to plant a soft kiss against her knee. Bubblegum lips leaving the sweet scent in it’s wake as she pulls back from her knee. “Voila~!”
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hellbeloved-a · 5 years
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magistreign: 
how dare you forget your lineage. the prestige of our seltzerline should not be joked about. the tru clown here is u.
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please say sike ---
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magistreign replied to your post “That’s enough facebook for me”
u said batman right?
WHEEZE I did actually
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suoitnep · 5 years
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❝ How sensitive are they? ❞
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He couldn’t have come off more cryptic if he tried. ❝ They weep when pressed. ❞ A single red-tipt claw rose to caress the curvature of his own jaw, shifting focus to the otherwise unnoticed venom gland. 
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lucifermagne · 5 years
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magistreign replied to your post:
in this house, we shame one (1) ara
pixelguile replied to your post:
i went CONFUSION
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IT HATES ME FOR WANTING TO BE CURIOUS ABOUT THINGS.
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damnedrainbows · 5 years
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❛ hello i’m bisexual. i’d like to BUY you a drink and then get sexual. ❜
Lucifer, what a fucking dork.
Lips purse to keep from laughing as she plays with the ice cubes atop her beverage with dainty nails.
“Well gotta admit, you picked up the most fitting cheesy line for you.”
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staytunedfclks · 5 years
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💬 (from anyone) !
Send me 💬 and my muse will describe yours in three words.
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“Naive, Kind, and quite determined!”
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hellbeloved-a · 5 years
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god free me
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suoitnep · 5 years
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Ϟ !!
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The golden scales of his underbelly rippled beneath pallid digits, seeming to draw the gaze up toward their host’s face.  ❝ How rude, princess. ❞ His tone was smooth, almost enticing despite the choice of words, tenebrous plumes curling upwards in a smile.  ❝ I’ll quicken you.❞ Claws rose, tracing the fine line that marred aforementioned fleshy armor, pausing to tap it thereafter.    ❝ An errant piece of shrapnel.. Can you guess what from? ❞
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