#manspread: mid tier
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR'S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
Ramakrishna is BACK, and in is his saucy little devil form! Hookah?! All black outfit??!!! Shirt WIDE OPEN???!!!!! Bad Boy Ramakrishna sure is a sight to behold!
The VIBE here is IMMACULATE. Look at him!!! Just knocking his head back, blissed out in the sun, eyes closed, thinking of his own cock and where he's gonna stick it!!! It's so fucking good, I wish I was one trillionth as cool as this. The spread itself is nothing to write home about, but it’s alright! It’s serviceable.
Unfortunately, an objective analysis clearly identifies one unforgiveable flaw: Wet socks. I am devastated to not see bare feet, and I'm frankly horrified by the very concept of wearing socks on the beach. What's going on, Ramakrishna??? Why don't you put the hookah down for five seconds and take your damn socks off? Speaking of the hookah, I find it very distracting here. Look, it goes right over his crotch! Rude much?
FINAL VERDICT: 7/10
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Hello! I hope you're having a nice day so far. I think it's pretty shameless of me to ask you this but can you please recommend some crazy good fanfics out there or even some accounts that I could follow? MID is the 1st proper fanfics I've read and I absolutely loved it! Sorry in advance and thank you
NAURR BABY DON'T SAY SORRY!! Ugh please I have read some AMAZING fanfic on here like God-tier imo, and omg thank you for feeling that way about maybe I do, it means a lot to me 🥺❤ I actually have a fic rec blog here for more fics but ofc I've got some of my favourites I adored, this is gonna be long but here they are ! (all links to the stories can be found in my library!!) :
kairos by @luffles424 | ksj [!!!]
the champagne room by @taetaesbaebaepsae | ksj
off limits by @floralseokjin | ksj [!!!]
faded love by @jamaisjoons | pjm
love, secret santa by @jamaisjoons | pjm
under the spell of a demon's touch by @jeonggukkingdom | pjm [!!!]
catharsis by @junghelioseok | pjm & jjk
oh, what a world by @cutechim | pjm. [!!!]
pour up by @jungkxook | kth & jjk [!!!!!!!!!]
dichotomy by @kpopfanfictrash | kth [!!!]
backseat serenade by @jungkxook | kth [!!!]
get you to the moon @bymoonchild kth | [!!!]
of lace and lust by @hobidreams | kth [!!!]
let it snow by @suga-kookiemonster | kth
say my name by @jamaisjoons | kth
ruin you by @jimidol | kth
slow motion by @hantaev | kth [!!!]
too long; didn't read by @fortunexkookie | kth [!!!]
tear you apart by @bratkook | kth
ego: hoe chronicles by @suga-kookiemonster | kth [!!!!!!!!!!!]
sehebon by @httpjeon | kth [!!!]
let's marvin gaye by @minstrivia | kth [!!!]
paper cranes by @aquaminwrites | kth
enough games by @inkedtae | kth [!!!!]
long black by @jamaisjoons | kth [!!!]
pushin' limits by @zienth | kth [!!!]
fate of the fast & furious by @prolixitae | kth [!!!!!!!!!!]
a human touch by @snackhobi | kth [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
queen cobra by @fantasybangtan | kth
manspreading by @wildernessuntothemselves | kth
tempting by @kinktae | kth
apartment 512 by @moononthejoon | kth
oh my god, they were quarantined roommates by @ot7always | jjk [!!!]
young god by @njssi | jjk
quiet. baby by @bratkook | jjk [!!!!]
itch by @jeongi | jjk
caught me by @jeongi | jjk
ego by @suga-kookiemonster | jjk [!!!!!]
too close by @cutechim | jjk [!!!]
band slam by @ironicarmy | jjk [!!!!!!!]
just friends by @kinktae | jjk
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
EEGA STARS SPECIAL!!! Nani’s doing a lil spread of his own, and Sudeep has got this great protruding knee, so I’m loving the vibes. Honestly, everyone in this picture is invading each other’s space! I’m kind of obsessed with it! But, as always, I’m here to judge Tarak only, so let’s get started.
His jeans. Are living. ON A PRAYER! I’m truly amazed by the level of tension he was able to achieve with a frankly modest spread. Maybe the jeans just don’t fit him very well?? I’m baffled.
Great drip! I love the watch and the earrings, and I’m positively tickled by the facial expression. It’s obviously not a pose or anything intentional, which will ultimately deduct points from his score. I’m also not a fan of the body language. He doesn’t seem intent on ruining anyone’s day, taking over their personal space, or dominating them. Tsk tsk. This is a bit of a cotton candy spread. It’s sweet, I enjoy it, but there’s no substance. No nourishment. It dissolves into nothingness.
FINAL VERDICT: 5/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
STANDING! SPREAD! SMACKDOWN!!!!!!
This Ramayya Vasthavayya diptych features what could easily be described as fraternal twin manspreads. I think it’s obvious which is the stronger of the two: The one on the right! We see greater width, significantly higher strain on the jeans, better hand-to-thigh contact, and the addition of a much needed accessory: Douchey sunglasses! And what a difference this all makes!
Ramu is SQUARING UP! The very nature of this spread is READINESS. Ready to fight, ready to fuck, ready to take up allllll your space! Ramu is NOT shy. He’s a silly fella, but I’m pleased to see him stepping up to the manspread plate. We will definitely see more of him as this series continues!
For now, I’d say the spread on the left is a 6; competent, but not exceptional. And the spread on the right is an 8; superb, just not quite theatrical enough for a 9 or 10. I’ll average their scores and dub the whole thing a 7.
FINAL VERDICT: 7/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
Another Raja Vasi spread! Rama Chandra? I have to be honest, his name in this movie confuses me. So let’s just stick with what I know best: CROTCH!
This is pretty good, pretty nice! He’s commanding a great deal of attention, I do love the tension in his arms, the breadth of space he’s occupying. I’m 100% sold that this man is IN CONTROL, and that’s a touchstone of a good manspread. Standing spreads are a little more tricky to pull off, but he has the skills! I see some nice subtleties here that reveal his power level: firmly planted feet, intense scowl, hips square with shoulders, locked knees, etc. He knows what he’s doing!
But where’s the SEX APPEAL?! Where’s the douchiness?!! The bangles are nice, but where’s the comically oversized watch and belt buckle?! Not even a necklace??! Precious little visible chest hair! No cock bulge. No tension lines in the crotch of his jeans. Lots of deductions I’m having to take from an otherwise competent manspread. Mid.
FINAL VERDICT: 6/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’s MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
ME AS THE WOMAN TOUCHING HIS THIGH!
Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let’s talk about this cute little impression of a manspread. It is not the real deal, is it? None of the body language says “manspread,” he’s far too bashful. Maybe even nervous?! This definitely needs work.
I’d like to see him sit up straight, give a nice big frown to the camera, maybe a full-face sneer, and he should brace a fist against his thigh. Maybe stick one arm out for good measure. There really is such a great BASE to work with here: He is spread so wide!!! Look at those fucking juicy tree trunk thighs, MY GOD! With those cheeks and that nose?! He is the most beautiful man alive. I’m getting distracted. Bottom line: This is not an iconic manspread. He gets points for breadth and crotch, but that’s about it.
FINAL VERDICT: 4/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
A huge thank you to @luxshine for sending such a fantastic spread to me! This fandom has given me the best friends, I swear.
Full disclosure: I have not seen this movie. So my analysis is based solely on the vibes of this one frame. And I’m intrigued! The legs are giving 10/10, but the rest of the body is lagging. Is that a pout I see??! Not a great manspread expression. And his arms are all wrong. There’s trepidation here, a hesitance to really take up space.
However, I do love the little sway in the shoulders & necktie! That’s fun. And the CROTCH SHOT of it all!!!! Striking such a wide spread in WHITE TROUSERS is a bold move! Bold enough for me to forgive the pout, quite frankly. In fact, it might even be a sexy pout?? That changes everything. That would make the tension in the arms a lot more cheeky, almost daring! Hmmm… so much is up to interpretation. I’m gonna go with my gut and say that this is merely an incidental manspread. He’s not actually trying to be sexy, he just kinda is. So, I shall deduct points for a lack of initiative.
FINAL VERDICT: 7/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
HOLY MOLEY, we’ve got one HELL of a crotch shot here today, folks!!!! LOOK AT THAT!!!!! Do you see what I see?!!! Get me a motherfucking swiffer so I can dust myself off after COLLAPSING TO THE FLOOR because this took me RIGHT OUT. Sweet jesus!!!!!
It’s not just the bulge, which actually looks more like a fold in the fabric more than a, uh… you know. It’s the EXTREME TENSION on the UNDERSIDES OF HIS THIGHS. Verily, this is the first ever manspread where you can see his crack!!!!! I feel dirty just looking at this! What an absolutely LEWD display!!!!
Alright alright alright. Shocking though the picture is, this manspread is actually too narrow for a high score. Notice how his knees are not touching the person next to him? Unacceptable. And while I do love the comically oversized watch, it’s not enough. I need bangles, earrings, and a wide open shirt! This is much too conservative. Nice facial expression though, it has a pinch of arrogance!
FINAL VERDICT: 6/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR'S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 -10
Lookie here! A STEALTH manspread!! A manspread in the wild, in its natural habitat!! I see BOTH KNEES invading the personal space of the gentlemen next to him, so we're off to a great start. But obviously, this photograph is not ideal. There's way too much going on, and the angle is all wrong. Hate that his arm is blocking my view of his crotch. I can't even evaluate the tension in his trousers! But, I'll make the most of what I've got.
The facial expression is SUPERB. Top tier, I dare say! Look at that GLOWERING STARE! The sharp focus in his eyes, the deep rigidity of his furrowed brow!!! The intensity of that frown!!!!! Absolutely perfect. But the legs need some work. I get that he's working with very limited space, and his utilization of that space is pretty impressive, but he could do more. He could thrust forward much harder than this, set his posture higher and wider and really alienate the guys sitting beside him. You know I hate to see hunched posture, it really kills the pomp and grandeur of any manspread.
FINAL VERDICT: 6/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR'S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
A warm welcome back to Ramu, my goofy lil singin' boy! This manspread is quite playful, a sort of lighthearted interpretation of a classic reclined spread. His butt is like... COMPLETELY lifted off the seat! I'm very intrigued. The power in that hip thrust looks so effortless, but it's actually so effective! Adds some great tension to his jeans, and puts a lil extra sexy spice into the cocktail of iconic manspread elements. I'm really enjoying this variation!
He is a bit distracted though, like, his full intention and focus is not ON HIMSELF. He isn't spreading with purpose or exaggerated dominance. I don't feel even slightly threatened looking at him. And technically his thighs are pretty close together, although I can't judge with great accuracy from this angle. Overall, this spread is novel and cheeky and great fun, but not quite top tier.
FINAL VERDICT: 7/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
Welcome back, Narasimhudu! Always a pleasure to see you, your chest hair, your tree trunk thighs, and your crotch seam! Unfortunately the latter is kinda hidden in this image, but I think I can give a fair grade to the spread regardless.
I see IMPRESSIVE breadth here, a real insistence to take up space. Narasimhudu sees four human widths of space and thinks “it’s free real estate” then proceeds to spread his legs. I really admire that. Bonus points for being surrounded by beautiful women, cuz that’s an obvious signifier of his virility.
But! He’s being too nice. I mean, I’m glad he’s respecting the women, but what I mean is he isn’t OBNOXIOUS enough. He isn’t looming over his fiefdom or projecting an air of dominance or control. He’s just dancing with the girlies!
FINAL VERDICT: 6/10
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
*heavy sigh* Never thought I’d see the day. Can you blame me for being disappointed? Surprised? Shocked, even? Raja with a weak manspread feels so cosmically wrong, I almost can't believe my eyes. It's not shit-tier, of course. I do see some winning elements here, but the WIDTH really is unforgiveable. Where is it?! He's got all that room on that ridiculous overstuffed chair, you'd think he'd utilize some of it.
Let's look on the bright side. I can see his crotch seam, and it's lookin' STRAINED. I love that. I also love this threatening, leering gaze I can perceive even past his sunglasses. His indoor sunglasses. The douchery of it all!!!! If any man looked at me the way Raja is looking at [HARSHA] here, I'd immediately call 911. His accessories bump his score up a little bit too, now that I'm really looking at them. The star of the show has to be that nice big silver chain nestled in his chest hair. Absolutely obscene. I love it. That alone pulls this out of the low tier.
FINAL VERDICT: 5/10
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TARAK MANSPREAD RATINGS INDEX
Now that I've amassed a decent number of manspread reviews, I figured it's time for a ranked tag index! Enjoy, homos!
🏆 GOD TIER: Perfect 10s
🥇 Top Tier: 8 - 9
🥈 Mid Tier: 5 - 7
🥉 Low Tier: 2 - 4
🙈 Shit Tier: 0 - 1
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RATING NANDAMURI TARAKA RAMA RAO JR’S MANSPREADS ON A SCALE OF 1 - 10
I am dying of laughter. Why is he holding his gun like that???!!! Daya is literally the stupidest character Tarak has ever played, I hate how much I love him. He stays manspreading though, so I will continue to examine and grade his crotch indefinitely!
This is probably the weakest spread I’ve seen from Daya, but he’s usually God Tier, so that’s not necessarily a deal breaker. His attitude is on point: Great frown, nice deep set brow, furrowed with hate, a fantastically threatening aura, and good macho body language. I also see some pretty severe tension in the crotch of those jeans, but I wish I could see more, you know? A standing manspread has to be DRIPPING with entitlement and snottiness. I would have preferred a good hip thrust and straight spine. This hunch is not excellent.
FINAL VERDICT: 6/10
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