#maybe i should wear like. a furry tail. put the scrunchie on that

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they need to STOP making cute headbands and hairclips and scrunchies and shit i have a wannabe 2016 zayn malik ass wannabe zac efron ass number 1 fade on the sides with a bit on top dad in 2004 ass faux hawk and im MAD i cant wear them

#fighting for my life trying to learn how to accessorize #i MIGHT just barely have enough for a couple hairclips to grip onto depending on the style #theoretically i can wear headbands but um. actually this has less to do with my hair lentgh and more to do with how my hair behaves LOL #its like. memory foam. it starts flat and over the course of the day it expands into whatever shape its decided #and if u press it down. its stuck like that. until a few hours later where its expanded again. really really slow memory foam #and like if i wear a headband the hair in front of the band gets SO flat and tamped down and then the back is UP THERE #its like. not thick (used to be. going balding mode <3) it just has 100000 cowlicks and likes to defy gravity #now i will say cutting my hair short has made my headband game even worse. i look like a strange hedgehogged beast #flat in the front with the back spiking straight up like an anime character. and not even a cool one #one off class clown character from a 2000s shonen anime ass hair #scrunchies are a no go tho. nothing to put it on LOL #i saw a scrunchie with like a little cat head and a cat tail and got so mad i dont have long hair anymore JLKDAJHFDK #i wouldnt give my short hair for the world i hate having long hair with all my heart but......cat scrunchie #maybe i could wear scrunches as bracelets but i dunno im not good with bracelets... anklet? scrunchie anklet?????? #maybe i should wear like. a furry tail. put the scrunchie on that #wait that was a half joke but i just realized the accessorizing potential of a tail #you could put so many hairclips on that bitch........................