#maybe i'll just slam some negronis next weekend and be like [REDACTED] HOW DO YOU GODDAMN FEEL ABOUT ME. BE REAL FOR ONCE

[maggotwithanf]

red fucking alert guys someone's flirting with my longtime crush by sending him editions of gay wwi poetry. i can't compete

#i give up #lol #:/ #tagged under “yeah man the guy i post about. that guy” #one day i'll fucking figure all this out right? one day. i'm visiting him next weekend for a few days #now why is my immediate response “fine then i give up. i'm so tired. god. fuck” #we've had a ???!!!????? going for almost a year?? bffs with bffenefits? #he's one of my closest pals #but he also is a) a hopeless romantic and #b) ugh man this is the guy who looks me in the eyes saying “pls murderboner i need a big dick goth man. dick optional” and “ur my favorite” #saying shit like “50% of gays don't know when ppl are flirting with them” and “i wanna be someone's mr darcy” and “if only we'd worked out” #i'm tired man wtf #maybe i'll just slam some negronis next weekend and be like [REDACTED] HOW DO YOU GODDAMN FEEL ABOUT ME. BE REAL FOR ONCE #but. DO I EVEN LIKE HIM #my heart is getting like fatigued just typing this fuck man i give up