#maybe irina is like millie and can speak to dogs idk

[on-a-sunbeam]

ah dang whoops—(trips and accidentally turns your guy from the silly spy show into a warrior cat)

#ik it’s sketchy i’m just goofin around #nadia would def be a medicine cat though #i think sloane would be a leader but maybe he like doesn’t actually have nine lives or smth? like the actual leaders still alive and sloane #usurped them? #irina would definitely be the leader of some terrifying group of rogues #anna would be some loner who occasionally joined up with a group if she wanted to but mostly just caused chaos #jack is sloane’s deputy and is Biding His Time #(or is he…? gay old man cats anyone? i say before i’m pulled off stage) #alias #warrior cats #.png #sydney is some ‘loner’ who actually belongs to a clan but pretends that she like belongs to sloane’s clan or something #dixon would be her mentor obviously #marshall would be like brackenfur and be the guy who builds everything lol #lauren would totally have some ivypool and dovewing type deal going on with sydney #sark would not be a warrior cat and would instead just be an actual dog lol #maybe irina is like millie and can speak to dogs idk #francie and will are obviously kittypets come on #and then maybe allison just looks similar to francie already idk #rambaldi is definitely like ashfur in tbc and talks to nadia all the time #anyway if you read this far i owe you five dollars for listening to this absolute insanity #i kind of can’t stop thinking about this now #like i know the people who are still into alias are not the same ones who are warrior cat fans but #come. take my hand. i will show you a whole new world it’ll be fun #also i have no idea what like any of their names should be i’ve never been good at naming warrior cats #if anyone has any good ideas hit me up i guess cause i got nothing