#mcu: new movie!! new movie!!! get your new movie. slaps the pig slop in the bucket for the masses.

[sciderman]

Mcu is like if porn had no sex (except for that one scene in the eternals. Regret wasting my time with that one) and got less and less satisfying with each installment. And then it just shifts into kicking you in the dick and laughing when you wince in pain

me @ the eternals

#there's SEX?? in the MCU?? #i didn't watch the eternals. i don't think i ever will. #angelina jolie just isn't enough. she's not enough to make me watch it. #it's insane to me to think angelina jolie is in a marvel movie and i still have no desire to watch it. insane. #sci speaks #there are so many marvel movies lately that i am like “oh yeah. they made that movie. i forgor.” #literally nobody talks about it. #i dont know why hollywood wastes time and money making something literally nobody talks about. nobody cares. #mcu: new movie!! new movie!!! get your new movie. slaps the pig slop in the bucket for the masses. #the masses: i dont want this actually.