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Can you do being on a FaceTime call with a slasher cause I just want to see what that is like omg . 😭

I actually had a lot of fun writing this ;)

Slashers on FaceTime

Michael Myers

Michael spent most of his life in an asylum so I’m gonna take a shot I’m the dark here and say he’s not the best with technology

He only got a phone from some random victim because he was worried about you when he’s away on kills

FaceTimes are rare and your usually just given a thumbs up emoji and if you don’t respond within 5 hours he’ll come back to the house

And if your not dead your gonna be given a pretty harsh glare for making him cut his kill early

Here’s how I think FaceTiming Michael would look like

(Y/n): hey Michael! :)

Michael: *holding phone up to mask ear*

(Y/n): no Michael it’s a face time…. You hold it up to your face…. Not that close Michael

Michael: *just hangs up out of frustration*

(Y/n): okay…. Well love you too I guess… 😒

Bo Sinclair

Bo is semi okay with technology

He’s definitely a rage quitter if it comes to something he doesn’t understand though

You only really FaceTime when your on a trip to see your friends or family gatherings since Bo refuses to let them visit

And Bo doesn’t really use FaceTime for PG purposes

He only uses it for sex and finds it pointless other than that considering he could just call you normally or text you

But Vincent also uses the phone to FaceTime you considering your his only real friend

Here’s an example of a situation that regularly happens

Vincent: calling you to catch up on Bo’s phone

(Y/n): *fully naked, posing in front of the camera* hey Bo~

Vincent: *traumatised*

(Y/n): OH MY GOD VINCENT, NO, COVER YOUR EYES *hangs up*

Vincent: *gets up to shamefully give Bo his phone back and forget this ever happened*

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent is actually surprising good with technology

He loves to call you

You guys regularly FaceTime because of you having a long distance relationship while you finish up your education in New York

He loves watching you do random things and you actually started helping him to learn sign language so that the two of you can communicate more often

FaceTime with the two of you is actually very wholesome and cute

(Y/n): hello darling, you look sad? Did Bo say something to you again?

Vincent: *nods sadly*

(Y/n): want me to teach you how to call him a little bitch in sign language so he’ll never know what your saying?

Vincent: *rapidly nods*

(Y/n) *chuckles* okay my love :)

Thomas Hewitt

You have to really teach Thomas considering his family sees technology as the absolute work of the devil

So when you finally teach him, he’s a little hesitant

And when you leave for a month trip to your parents to help them with a family emergency, you suggest that you FaceTime each other when he’s missing you, but he refuses

But he cracks in a week after not hearing your voice and calls you

After that your both constantly on FaceTime and at night he has you call him so that he can feel like he’s sleeping next to you again

But you always forget to hang up in the morning and just continue with your morning routine which will be eventually disturbed when you hear Luda May yell at Thomas to get up through the phone, when you turn around and find him watching you change with a blushing face

Here’s an example

(Y/n): *doesn’t realise they’re in a call and begins to get changed with the phone propped up on the dresser*

Thomas: *watching, not knowing what to do*

Luda may: THOMAS GET DOWN HERE AND DO YOUR CHORES

(Y/n): *nearly jumps out their Fucking skin*

Thomas: *looks flustered and surprised*

Asa Emory

There’s not a chance in hell that this man would let you leave the hotel or his home

So the only chances you get to FaceTime is when he’s travelling for work

He’s given you a special phone that can only interact with him for any contact and has blocked off anything that can be used to contact the police

He treats it like a fucking conference call

He’ll prop you up ok his desk and sit as if he’s in a job interview

Asa: *sitting as if he’s on a business call* to what do I owe the pleasure of your call, my love?

(Y/n): *looks Asa up and down*

Asa:… what is it darling?

(Y/n): why do you look constipated?

Jason voorhees

Jason has no idea what to do with a phone

He only got it to check that none of his victims have found your little cabin

He had no idea what FaceTime is and when you try to introduce it to him and teach him about any form of technology, you end up having to leave the room out of frustration

You know it’s not his fault but that doesn’t make you any less annoyed

But his lack of knowledge does mean you get a lot of butt dials

(Y/n): hi honey, why are you calling me?

Jason: *continues to stalk a victim unaware that your on call*

(Y/n): Jason?

Jason: *brutally murders someone while the camera is facing the murder*

(Y/n): *hangs up and tries to forget seeing anything*

Baby firefly

Baby will call you at any point in the day if she’s missing you

Doesn’t matter if it’s the middle of the night of early on the morning

If she thinks of anything interesting to tell you she’ll call

You’ll try not to be annoyed with her but you’ll gently try and explain that long distance doesn’t mean you have to call every day

She’ll never get the hint and just continues to call you whenever she likes

(Y/n): baby?

Baby: sweetie, you’ll never guess what i found out

(Y/n): baby it’s 3am

Baby: and?

(Y/n): ……

Baby:……

(Y/n): *sighs* I love you

Baby: aww I love you too, anyway I found out….

Otis driftwood

Otis was super reluctant to learn about FaceTime

He thought you were treating like a child when you were only trying to gently tell him how to call you when you go on your week long girls trip with baby

He doesn’t own a phone because he said he doesn’t want the government to track him

So he’ll just call you from a random victims phone

This confuses the hell out of you

He loves to prank call you but you always recognise that it’s him

Here’s an example

(Y/n): hello….. who is this?

Otis:……

(Y/n): hello?

Otis: *in a creepy voice* I know where you live (y/n)

(Y/n): OTIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU SCARED ME!

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