#meg i challenge you to do this 👀 if you want lol 😘

[ebonyslasher]

Crybaby

Slashers react to you listening and dancing to Crybaby (Megan Thee Stallion ft Dababy)

thank you to @betajunk for giving me the idea 

Tries to listen to the lyrics but a lot of the idioms and wordplay goes over his head. He recognizes some of the more straight up lyrics though

“NBA playoffs that ass it’s a bubble” Like🤔??????? What in the hell is an NBA? Does it stand for no bitches allowed???

“Choke me, spank me, look at me, thank me” Ok he understand that one. He can do all that for you😘

He likes it when you listen to songs like that, cause you always end up shaking dat ass

It’s his ultimate weakness. This nigga is Ass obsessed 

If you do the dance esp on him, listen,,,,,,,,,,,, he will do whatever you desire. This is the only time he’ll get submissive, so take advantage

You go “Real hot girl shit” at the end 

he automatically thinks ‘Yeah you a real hot girl cutie...keep dancing😈’

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH he would cover his ears and shake his head at this song😨

The lyrics..........good lord spare his soul. For he has not sinned under his grace🙏🏻

If you start dancing during his mental prayer, he’ll stop and take a peek at you

“I do not hear it, but I will see it”

He always enjoys watching you dance and have fun! He just wishes it was to another song...a much cleaner song lol

He will probably ask you to switch songs if he hears you playing it out loud too much

Otherwise, he doesn’t mind the type of dancing you’re doing either. If you’re being flirty towards him while doing it, he won’t hesitate to sling you over his shoulder and take you to bed

Megan thee stallion stan💅🏼

He lovvesssss herrrr

Listened to her whole album Good News with you when it dropped

Out of all the songs, crybaby was his fav. He was dancing right beside you when y'all listened.

That repeat button steady going round and round cause y'all can't get enough

His favorite part is when meg says, “ Moaning like a bitch when he hit this pussy

Damn, he probably wanna wear my hoodie “

Oh he can relate cause your pussy girl......has him yelling like

He can't fit into your hoodies tho 😢

Goes crazy over the challenge. Convinces you to do one while he records

Have to do it fifty leven times cause this boy shaking the camera all the time🙄

He can't help it y/n, he loves seeing you make that ass rumble. Gets him hype

Jesse's the type of guy who doesn't care about the type of music you play

He don't trip over little shit like that

But he will definitely come and watch if the song sounds sexual

And we all know crybaby is sexy as hell

I mean it's Megan.... she's the embodiment of cute,smart and sexy🤷🏿‍♀️

Once he comes and sees you dancing, it's recording time

Catching you in 4K lmaoooooooo

He doesn't care about the lyrics, just wants to see that gorgeous body move

You also act a bit bratty with songs like this (sexually aggressive tone), which the daddy dom in him lovesss

He loves when you do that 👅 shit. Keep going Kitten

Keep acting like that and y'all might have to make a home movie👀👀

You like to sing and dance to your favorite songs whenever they come on, even in the car while driving

Daniel's used to you doing that, he always enjoys you having fun

You tend to sing to him when the songs are romantic or sexual

He just sits there awkwardly and watches you, blushing like always

He gets tired of blushing all the time, like damn can his face take a fucking break for once😤

You love it tho, it's adorable as hell🥺😘

Crybaby comes on and you start going in

Perfect opportunity to make him hot and bothered. You on your demon time

The lyrics have him like 😵

Whoa...wait hold on...wait

When the part where megan list names and his comes up, you give him a smouldering look

Combined with you licking your lips, winking, and saying it out loud in that sexy voice of yours makes him wanna NUT

He wants you to pull over and fuck him in the car right now.

Listen, he’s pretty quiet and shy but...them be the freakiest ones

#slasher x reader #michael myers #chromeskull #jason voorhees #daniel lamb #stu Matcher #slasher thirst #michael myers x reader #jason voorhees x reader #daniel lamb x reader #stu matcher x reader #chromeskull x reader #jesse cromeans x reader #jesse cromeans #I had fun with this lol