#mind you my mother's halfbrother also already noped his way out of this

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my mother’s biological uncle: *tells an incredibly convoluted story about the legal shenanigans currently being fought over the family estate, which we have never seen and never expected to deal with, that some guy is apparently trying to steal, and who the uncle wants to destroy personally because he hates him*

my mother: sir i respect your aims, but i can’t pay a lawyer of that callibre, what am i supposed to get out of this?

the uncle: ... the honor of combat

my mother: ....

#this after finding out YESTERDAY that her biological dad died #... #just realized that made him technically my grandfather but... nah #mind you my mother's halfbrother also already noped his way out of this #wise of him #my only wish here is never ever having to see a single thing about this #the place may be in patagonia but it's just not worth the stress