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elliegoose · 9 years

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now DO THE ODD NUMBERS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1. What is your middle name?It be Benjamin.

3. What is your birthday?October 1st

5. What is your favorite color?Steel blue or forest green!

7. Do you have any pets?Yep! A dog named Daisy. She’s a Boston Terrier Pug.

9. How tall are you?6’2”

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?Five including sandals.

13. What talents do you have?Music. No savant, but I’m pretty good at producing and I’m not a bad songwriter.

15. Favorite song?Earthquake by The Uncluded. Fantastic song, glorious album. Buy it immediately. Most unique stuff I’ve ever laid ears on.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?asleepywitch. Clear and simple.

19. Do you want a church wedding?Hmmm I think an outside one would be pretty cool but if there’s a church that’s cool enough that it wouldn’t pale in comparison to my mere presence, I’d hold it there.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?Oh for lots of stuff. Intestinal issues. A bunch of times for Beckwith-Wiedemann syndrome. Asthma. Infections. Self-destructive tendencies. I’ve had a grand old time.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?That I haven’t!

25. What color socks are you wearing?Black. I wanna go get on thigh highs because of this question now. Maybe I will…

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?Famous enough to make a good buck off of music. So like, niche famous.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?I love doing that, so a ton, yeeeeeee.

31. What position do you usually sleep in?Fetal. On my right usually.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?Hmmm… I can’t say I know for certain…

35. Have you ever tried archery?Yep! Turns out I’m not terrible.

37. Favorite swear word?You can never go wrong with a good old “fuck”.

39. Do you have any scars?Already done in the evens. The answer was a few scrapes and rough patches.

41. Are you a good liar?……..Y- es. I’m a great liar.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?None that convincingly naaahh.

45. What is your favorite accent?There are a few different regional American accents I positively love.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?A $90 pair of shoes. Seriously I’m cheap as fuck.

49. Are you an innie or an outie?Neither. I’ve just got a neat little twist from surgery instead of a belly button.

51. Are you scared of spiders?Get spiders the fuck away from me.

53. Favorite foreign food?I don’t really care about food. Pretty ambivalent.

55. Most used phrases?I like rotating sayings, words, and idioms. Always looking for new ways to spin my conversational habit.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?Depends on what for. But there’s always the procrastination and inevitable rush to finish.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?I have no patience. Fucking demolish the lollipops with my grotesque, wicked mandibles.

61. Do you sing to yourself?Rap to myself because that’s just who I am.

63. Biggest Fear?The very real lack of essentialism and objectivity in my own perception. You can probably imagine that, as a result, I don’t leave myself a lot of time for introspection. That spiral fucking sucks.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?Can’t say I have one for certain.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?Not even gonna try this one.

69. Extrovert or Introvert?Ambivert, actually!

71. What makes you nervous?The onerous, terrifying aspects of contemplating sonder. The oppresive scope of humanity’s collective chaos, vitriol, and sickening inability to change. And the partially related constant sense of inadequacy in the back of my mind.(I Am Not A Happy Person)

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?I try to do so without if I’m not gonna come off as too harsh.

75. Have you ever started a rumor?Well I hope not.

77. Have you ever drank underage?Oh a few times, yeah. mintpocky you probably remember one of those times well. That fucking sucked. Oh well. It served it’s purpose.

79. Who was your first real crush?This girl, Jessica, in fourth grade. Suppose I’ve never moved on from the whole “chunky-with-brown-hair” thing since.

81. Can you roll your Rs?*the “BRRRR” sample used in a ton of jungle songs plays*

83. How fast can you run?Already answered this earlier. Refer to “Sonic X Theme Song”.

85. What color are your eyes?Blue. Too tired at the mo’ to find a more specific name for the shade.

87. Do you keep a journal?Tried to and failed many a time.

89. Do you like your age?Nah fuck high school. Fuck being underage. Fuck living at my parents’ place.

91. Do you like your own name?Can’t think of any I’d rather have.…On that note I need a moniker for my vocal music. I can’t think of anything truly “me” though…

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?That’s not a question I plan on considering in this lifetime. No kids for me.

95. What are your weaknesses?My compassion. My inability to care about things I desperately want to care about. My ineffectiveness. My procrastination. My anxiety. The way I can’t step outside my own perceptions, or even really reinterpret them. A ton of stuff but this is just festering too much loathing for me to continue on this for now.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?Lotta mayors in Bergen and Oslo. But no royalty.

99. Color of your bedspread?Blue and grey. It’s a lovely lil’ thing I got at Ikea recently.FINALLY DONE

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