#misteltoe (sobbing)

[deathbypufferfish]

New Beaned Babes! I would have gotten way more if they were cheaper 😔

#puffer talks #beanie babies #like $4 each? #if they were 1 or 2 i would have been leaving there with an army #left to right #2002 holiday teddy #misteltoe (sobbing) #2001 holiday teddy

[icanhearthemusicplay]

HOE HOE HOE👄! DICKcember🍆🎄is upon us!you know what that means 👀👌time🕓2 get your pudding tasted🍮👅💦💯🎅XXX-mas🎅is just around the corner! have u been naughty🙅😉👅or nice 👼🙏send this ✉️to 2⃣0⃣ of ur slutty 👙👠elf hoes in the next 1⃣0⃣seconds🕦or u wont ❌👎get a visit from santas bulging sack🎅👅🎁 get 5⃣ back and ur a wild reindeer whore 🙋💁🎄🎆 get 1⃣2⃣ back and ur a SLUTTY CHRISTMAS MINX👠👙🍆🎁👅be careful though ❗️⚠️if u dont pass this on u will get❌NO cock🍆under the misteltoe🙍

You fool. You absolute fool. You blistering, sobbing fool.

THE GOD DOESN’T NEED DICK, THE GOD IS DICK

#uuelp #meanuuhile in friendland #uuhich one of you fuckers uuritten that #paz? #cel? #...someone else?