#months and so my parents were like woohoo we can finally drink alcohol 🥂 but then he came back two months early and they had nowhere to put

[pinkfey]

a little over two years ago i was making a lot of money and had the genius idea to buy myself a little fridge to keep my brother from eating all my food (i was nineteen and a $200 dollar mini fridge was the coolest thing i could think of) but i rarely use it now because my parents make me hide all their alcohol there 😭

#there’s a big ass bottle of sparkling white wine and like fourteen mini bottles of sake and a pack of wine coolers #u know. ​light stuff !! thankfully #i lament all the storage space 😩 #for the record they don’t drink at all bc of my brother but when he went away for his most recent rehab he was supposed to be gone for three #months and so my parents were like woohoo we can finally drink alcohol 🥂 but then he came back two months early and they had nowhere to put #any of it (in the past hiding things has never worked because he always finds it. he even cracked open my dad’s workbench and drank souvenir #tequila and other mementos from trips) SO. THEY TOOK ALL MY WATERS AND FOODSTUFFS AND PUT ALL OF THEIR BOOZE IN THERE #and now anytime they have nowhere else to put it it goes to me 🫠 girl maybe i just want to put milk in there damn #but anyways. it works because my brother would never step foot in my room bc we hate each other and i want him to die so 🥳 it’s working out #anyways.txt #alcohol ment.