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ouchiis · 1 year
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given it's ten days until ouye's birthday . . .
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⇢   ❛⠀✦    AS MUCH  of  a  bookworm  as  he  is  ,  i  don't  believe  that  books  are  necessarily  a  good  gift  for  him.  given  he's  hogged  books  for  over  a  century  ,  he  mainly  knows  everything  he  likes  ,  and  finding  him  a  book  he  hasn't  read  is  a  bit  of  a  challenge  (  unless  if  it  was  published  within  ,  like  ,  the  past  five  years  ).  things  like  dried  herbs  are  also  relatively  useless  ,  given  he  grows  his  own.  definitely  do  not  give  him  cooking  utensils  or  try  to  give  him  cookbooks  -  he  cannot  cook  for  the  life  of  him  no  matter  how  hard  he  tries  ,  and  he'll  likely  take  it  as  an  insult  to  his  (  lackluster  )  cooking  skills.  things  like  training  weights  or  workout  equipment  is  also  out  of  the  equation  -  if  he's  going  to  spend  an  eternity  on  this  miserable  earth  ,  he's  not  gonna  spend  it  working  out  ,  thank  you  very  much. while  he  does  like  beauty  products  ,  he  dislikes  anything  strongly  scented  like  the  ocean  or  lavender  ,  so  those  are  to  be  avoided. ⇢   ❛⠀☾    THE WORST  gift  options  out  of  the  way  ,  despite  being  a  pacifist  ,  OUYE  absolutely  adores  collecting  antique  hunting  daggers  and  knives  ,  especially  silver  ones.  a  great  fail  safe  for  when  you  don't  know  what  to  give  him  is  pillows  and  blankets  -  his  bed  as  is  is  so  covered  in  pillows  he  practically  can't  even  lay  on  it  ,  but  he'll  graciously  accept  more.  he's  a  large  fan  of  odd  ,  unusual  trinkets;  even  pretty  silver  bottle  caps  can  make  him  excited  ,  especially  if  they  have  sentimental  value.  candles  and  self  -  care  items  like  soaps  ,  bath  bombs  ,  and  lotions  are  also  something  he  adores  ,  especially  if  they  smell  like  some  sort  of  fruit  or  baked  good  (  especially  anything  raspberry  or  vanilla  scented  ).  some  other  ideas  include  tea  leaves  ,  gemstones  ,  alcohol  ,  porcelain  dolls  /  haunted  objects  in  general  ,  origami  paper  ,  a  bouquet  of  flowers  ,  food  ,  pens  ,  notebooks  ,  and  cologne.
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lambment · 2 months
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request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"
I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.
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spamsandsuch · 8 months
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a conversation with Queen herself
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tifs-against-terfs · 2 years
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Hey transmascs. Don’t underage drink. They just took my blood work to try to put me on testosterone and I, at 17, have the liver of a 55 year old man and they don’t think it’ll heal enough for me to ever be able to safely start testosterone. I am fucking devastated and I hope none of you have to go through what I’m going through right now.
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dammarchy211 · 7 months
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Hey! I haven’t been posting much as I’ve been really busy with school, so I thought I’d share some of what I’ve been doing! :-))
These are all from my illustration class,
1. Intro metaphorical portrait (draw something to represent you without drawing a person)
2. Create a beer label with the provided template + the name Dreamscapes
3. Create a fake concert poster for a band
4. An editorial illusion for an article about why we need sleep
5. A 45 minute exercise we did in class drawing our star signs
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piplicious · 5 months
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shakey shakey
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journal-3 · 1 month
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drinking game read journal 3 and take a shot every time stanford says something gay and/or unhinged
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pinkfey · 9 months
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i forgot the wine i bought my brother n his wife is called low hanging fruit bc i bought it months ago so now i’m pressed to come up with a clever joke to write in their card 😔😔
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sentimientos-en-hojas · 9 months
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Prefieres los cuerpos mas bellos, mas delgados, con mas atributos... Y yo? Yo soy un asco.
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lambment · 2 months
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I adore Gregor, he deserves some good drinks- whether alcoholic or not, his choice.
Maybe a nice charcuterie board too?
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The way that I drew this panel for the previous comic (X) already lol
when Shamura is not about or doing well, Gregor does get a lil drinky poo with some other followers to decompress, he even gets them w Leshy at times (they are weirdly chill w eachother )
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pespillo · 8 months
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hole to feed
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spamsandsuch · 8 days
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my acid theory is that one day i think spamton broke into queens mansion dressed as swatch (as in: his normal attire) and on its way to the basement he accidentally bumped into queen and was like "H H H HOW [[Howdy]] QUEENIE !!!! [Don't mind lil ol' me] JUST YOU R PAL BUTLER [[Easels]] I MEAN [[Ea-]] [Ea-] [[E] S W A T C H. MAKING HIS WAY. [[Through the corridor]]!!" and theres like a deadbeat silence until queen goes "Oh Hi Swatchie (Sip) (I Have A Drink Did You Know That) (Ho Ho Ho) Didnt See You there. Say Did You Get Shorter" and spamtons just sweating profusely and goes and goes "[[Erm, what the scallop]] I I I I [Eye] I F3LL INTO [[Story of Undertale]] ACID!!!!!!! LAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK MY [[Lower than heavenly]] AMAZING BODY [[Cause of Shrinkflation]] FROM THE ACID TUNNEL. AHEHHEHHAEHAHHAEHAHHAHAEHAE" and then theres another dead silence and queen goes "Oh Damn I Did Not: Know That. Ill Run A Diagnostic For That Thank You For Telling Me Swatchie Hope You Feel Better Soon" And Queen Oh Ho Hos and goes "See You Later Alligator" and scuttles away
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strikerangel · 1 year
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Juanaflippas last words to her father were that she hated him but also loved him. SLIMES LASTWORDS TO HIS DAUGHTER WAS THIS HE HOPES SHE BECOMES NOTHING LIKE HIM. Man FUCK this shit im gonna become an alcoholic/hj
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aro-culture-is · 10 months
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Adult aro who doesn't drink culture is talking to a co-worker and going "What do you MEAN you drunk-texted your ex?? People actually do that?? I thought that was just a joke!!"
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