given it's ten days until ouye's birthday . . .
⇢ ❛⠀✦ AS MUCH of a bookworm as he is , i don't believe that books are necessarily a good gift for him. given he's hogged books for over a century , he mainly knows everything he likes , and finding him a book he hasn't read is a bit of a challenge ( unless if it was published within , like , the past five years ). things like dried herbs are also relatively useless , given he grows his own. definitely do not give him cooking utensils or try to give him cookbooks - he cannot cook for the life of him no matter how hard he tries , and he'll likely take it as an insult to his ( lackluster ) cooking skills. things like training weights or workout equipment is also out of the equation - if he's going to spend an eternity on this miserable earth , he's not gonna spend it working out , thank you very much. while he does like beauty products , he dislikes anything strongly scented like the ocean or lavender , so those are to be avoided.
⇢ ❛⠀☾ THE WORST gift options out of the way , despite being a pacifist , OUYE absolutely adores collecting antique hunting daggers and knives , especially silver ones. a great fail safe for when you don't know what to give him is pillows and blankets - his bed as is is so covered in pillows he practically can't even lay on it , but he'll graciously accept more. he's a large fan of odd , unusual trinkets; even pretty silver bottle caps can make him excited , especially if they have sentimental value. candles and self - care items like soaps , bath bombs , and lotions are also something he adores , especially if they smell like some sort of fruit or baked good ( especially anything raspberry or vanilla scented ). some other ideas include tea leaves , gemstones , alcohol , porcelain dolls / haunted objects in general , origami paper , a bouquet of flowers , food , pens , notebooks , and cologne.
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Hey transmascs. Don’t underage drink. They just took my blood work to try to put me on testosterone and I, at 17, have the liver of a 55 year old man and they don’t think it’ll heal enough for me to ever be able to safely start testosterone. I am fucking devastated and I hope none of you have to go through what I’m going through right now.
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Hey! I haven’t been posting much as I’ve been really busy with school, so I thought I’d share some of what I’ve been doing! :-))
These are all from my illustration class,
1. Intro metaphorical portrait (draw something to represent you without drawing a person)
2. Create a beer label with the provided template + the name Dreamscapes
3. Create a fake concert poster for a band
4. An editorial illusion for an article about why we need sleep
5. A 45 minute exercise we did in class drawing our star signs
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drinking game read journal 3 and take a shot every time stanford says something gay and/or unhinged
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i forgot the wine i bought my brother n his wife is called low hanging fruit bc i bought it months ago so now i’m pressed to come up with a clever joke to write in their card 😔😔
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I adore Gregor, he deserves some good drinks- whether alcoholic or not, his choice.
Maybe a nice charcuterie board too?
The way that I drew this panel for the previous comic (X) already lol
when Shamura is not about or doing well, Gregor does get a lil drinky poo with some other followers to decompress, he even gets them w Leshy at times (they are weirdly chill w eachother )
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my acid theory is that one day i think spamton broke into queens mansion dressed as swatch (as in: his normal attire) and on its way to the basement he accidentally bumped into queen and was like "H H H HOW [[Howdy]] QUEENIE !!!! [Don't mind lil ol' me] JUST YOU R PAL BUTLER [[Easels]] I MEAN [[Ea-]] [Ea-] [[E] S W A T C H. MAKING HIS WAY. [[Through the corridor]]!!" and theres like a deadbeat silence until queen goes "Oh Hi Swatchie (Sip) (I Have A Drink Did You Know That) (Ho Ho Ho) Didnt See You there. Say Did You Get Shorter" and spamtons just sweating profusely and goes and goes "[[Erm, what the scallop]] I I I I [Eye] I F3LL INTO [[Story of Undertale]] ACID!!!!!!! LAKE !!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK MY [[Lower than heavenly]] AMAZING BODY [[Cause of Shrinkflation]] FROM THE ACID TUNNEL. AHEHHEHHAEHAHHAEHAHHAHAEHAE" and then theres another dead silence and queen goes "Oh Damn I Did Not: Know That. Ill Run A Diagnostic For That Thank You For Telling Me Swatchie Hope You Feel Better Soon" And Queen Oh Ho Hos and goes "See You Later Alligator" and scuttles away
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Juanaflippas last words to her father were that she hated him but also loved him. SLIMES LASTWORDS TO HIS DAUGHTER WAS THIS HE HOPES SHE BECOMES NOTHING LIKE HIM. Man FUCK this shit im gonna become an alcoholic/hj
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Adult aro who doesn't drink culture is talking to a co-worker and going "What do you MEAN you drunk-texted your ex?? People actually do that?? I thought that was just a joke!!"
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