#more scared of policewomen than crooks

[axelphillipsblueberry]

Axel’s Thoughts - Post 5

“Do I have enough bucks to buy more lollipops? These bets are starting to get out of hand- I mean, who the hell crams an entire bag’s worth of lolipops into their mouth so easily? And who else crams an emergency bag into their cake-hole? Well apparently it’s the two idiots of the force. Okay, I shouldn’t think that about them.”

“DID I JUST WATCH KING LAUNCH HER SWORD LIKE A JAVELIN TOWARDS A CROOK WHAT THE ACTUAL-“

“Lockhart’s been teaching me how to pick the locks of things cause I was jealous of her but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel like a level lower than novice. I mean, come on! She picked 25 locks in 2 minutes! This is why I do paperwork.”

“The women of the SJDP... Remind me to never, ever screw with them.”

#axel’s dumb thoughts #epithet erased #percival king #meryl lockhart #axel is terrified of the women of the SJPD #and with good reason #more scared of policewomen than crooks #epithet oc #ee blog #ee oc #i’m literally just kinda imagining this as a sitcom #and it makes stuff a lot easier tbh #yes i did four thoughts today #i couldn’t resist #or stop myself