#muzu probably gaslit the shit outta dorephan that sidon was platonic with link

[kenneduck]

I love the HC that Yona is Aro/Ace and she is 100% for Sidon being with Link cause she is very happy that if she is to be arranged in a marriage, it's one that's perfectly platonic, where Sidon too is happy.

And just Dorephan like... pestering about grandpups... and Yona like "Oh no... I am not pregnant... again... shucks. Damn. This is crazy. Shits crazy. Wow. Did not see that outcome. Insane."

Once the old man kicks the bucket Sidon is totally making it clear he's wed to Link and changing the dumb betrothal laws so Yona doesn't get screwed over either.

#down with dorephan #in not the fun way #kick the bucket old man #jk ily #we know it's muzu being homophobic #muzu probably gaslit the shit outta dorephan that sidon was platonic with link #though dorephan probably never left his damn throne to see the sidlink statue anyways #wtf though was that whale thinking #yona is aro/ace just like me #she just wants to not feel the pressures of society when it comes to marriage #and sidon was like #damn? for real? omg this works out then. #and sidon was like “hold my hand platonically”