#my blorbo is being bimbofied and idk how to stop it

[thelilylav]

The concept of celebrity crushes is so wild to me. Like I say I have celebrity crushes, but it’s in more of a “you’re my little meow meow blorbo I will now hold gently” way and has never been in an actual… like… crush way. So I’ll have friend who talks about their celebrity crushes and I’ll talk about mine, and then they’ll say something like “yeah I’d totally let (insert name here) rail me” and I’ll be sitting there like

#allosexuals man #i’ll never understand them ✋😔 #but it’s so funny cause every time that happens i’m always not expecting it #and it never registers that they’re being sincere so i’ll start saying shit too as a joke but they’ll think i’m being serious help😭 #my blorbo is being bimbofied and idk how to stop it #uhhh what do i tag this as #gray asexual #asexuality