#my dad earlier this year: stop drinking artificially sweetened drinks. they give you cancer.

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#sci speaks #found that one out the hard way #guys i'm telling you. please quit all fizzy drinks. full sugar. sugar free. zero calorie. all of it. quit them now. #they bring absolutely nothing but misfortune to your body. #my dad earlier this year: stop drinking artificially sweetened drinks. they give you cancer. #me: hahaha yeah whatever old man. #the doc: you have a tumor on your right kidney fam. #me: a. #me obsessively reading all the studies that yeah. #there are studies that show a correlation between diet soda intake and kidney abnomalities in afab people. #look upon me and do not make my same mistakes #drop that dr pepper immediately!!! #i have such a healthy diet otherwise. it is the soda that did this to me and i know it.