#my mundane niche super power was being very very scarily good at crab soccer. i loved terrifying my classmates

[strixhaven]

not enough opportunities to play crab soccer as an adult these days. crawling around on all fours and scuttling about like a crab while launching a giant ball twenty feet into the air with a frenzied kick in a room full of eighty people with the same goal of going apeshitt like that would fix me. i’m sure of it. certainly couldn’t hurt.

#my mundane niche super power was being very very scarily good at crab soccer. i loved terrifying my classmates #with the level of focus speed strength and determination with which i played this game. none could match my skill and crab-like ability #i’m so good at scuttling. you have no idea #you can tell there’s something wrong with me and that it goes to the very depths of my soul and core as a person #because i genuinely enjoyed pe and had a great time. i miss it