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Left 4 dead Christmas special

Midnight: bill it's so cold why

Bill: winter my dear *hits last on his joint throwing it in the snow* go back inside and get ur dad

Midnight: yes bill *walks inside* dad?

Blood: huh? Yes midnight?

Midnight: bill needs u

Blood: ok come relaxes for a little

Midnight: ok *walks to blood seat relaxing*

Blood: *puts on my winter gear climbing up the ladder* brrrr *puts on and my face mask* wats up bill?

Bill: *cocks sniper rifle shooting a zombie in the head* were on our last can of gas and it's getting colder

Blood: I'll round up some help

Bill: no get us some gun and close the door and lock it

Blood: *grabs a bag of gun and quietly closes the door locking it* let's go

*bill and blood walked into the snow storm searching for supplies and gas*

Blood: god damn why is it like this!!!!!

Bill: keep moving blood!!!!!

Tank: *roars*

Bill: did u?

Blood: it sounded close keep moving

*the snow storm settled down*

Bill: finally

Tank: *throws a giant rock*

Blood: run!!! *runs shooting M16 at tank*

Bill: god damnit *throws a molotov on the tank*

Tank: *dead still burning*

*bill and blood surrounded the dead burning tank body getting warm*

Blood: let's go

Bill: right

*they both walked father and father away from the shelter*

Midnight: *opens the door to the underground bunker* dad? Bill? *grabs a gas can and fills the generator*

Zoey: *climbs up ladder* need help?

Midnight: yeah thanks

Bill: *coughs* zoey

Zoey: huh? *looking around*

Midnight: u ok?

Zoey: yeah *help midnight fill the generator*

Hunter: *growls*

Bill: run!!!!!!

Hunter: *pounces on zoey*

Zoey: get it off

Bill: *kills hunter* run!!

Deej: *climbs up ladder getting charged by a charger* fuck this thing is pounding me in the ground

Cherry: *chops off the chargers head* u ok?

Deej: yeah

Bill: get in the bunker!!!

*midnight and zoey ran in the bunker*

Bill: *pulls the starting string to the generator* go damnit start

Zoey: bill look out

Bill: *shoves boomer out of my way starting the generator running in the bunker locking it*

Midnight: where's my dad?

Bill: lost track of him

Cherry: now wat?

Francis: wait

Couch: fuck.......

Ellis: *sleeping*

Pinkie: *cooking*

Rave: *training with creme, day, party and love bug*

Bill: *goes the sleep*

*all the infected and special infected is at the underground bunker door bumping against it*

Bill: *sits up* everyone shh there here

*they all pause*

Midnight: *gulps*

Hunter: *listens* *screams*

*the infected hits the door to the bunker*

Francis: everyone grabs a weapon

*they all grabs a weapon*

Val: get ready

Tank: *roars*

Cherry: a tank shit......dad I'm going out there

Val: no u can't

Creme: *thinks*

Ellis: no one is going out there too dangerous

Ariel: yeah blood will be back soon

Couch: and if not

Creme: *sneaks pass everyone to the door* here I go *opens door bolting out outside whistling* hey dummies here's dinner

*all the infected and special infected looked at creme*

Creme: *shakes my flank* come and get it dummies *still running*

*they all ran after creme*

Cherry: where creme?

Val: oh no......creme *runs to the door seeing them open* no!!!!

Cherry: creme no.....

Midnight: why creme.......

Nightmare comet: just like his dad fighting for wat they think is right

Party: *growls at nightmare comet*

Scarlet: *holds back party*

Party: *looks up at scarlet*

Scarlet: shh *grounds party with my magic walking to nightmare comet* hey comet

Nightmare comet: yeah *turns head getting blasted*

Scarlet: that's for party

Party: *breaks free jumping on scarlet back* thank u scarlet ^^

Scarlet: welcome little man ^^

Nightmare comet: *whips face* u bitch *gets up*

Scarlet: oh want more huh?

Nightmare comet: oh ur gonna get it

Scarlet: party get off

Party: *jumps down*

Nightmare: *gets in between comet and scarlet* stop u two

Scarlet: why comet should die he does nothing for this team

Nightmare comet: like ur any better

Scarlet: I help take care of the little ones with pinkie and love bug so DON'T say I do nothing

Nightmare comet: *walks to the far end of the bunker*

Nightmare: nice going scarlet

Scarlet: bite me *takes party walking off* sorry about that.....

Party: it's fine scarlet u actually stood up for a freak like me

Scarlet: oh party ^^

Party: I want a secret meeting

Bill: why?

Party: because comet needs to go

Bill: agreed I'm in

Ellis: I'm in

Party: ok I'll go ask others *walks off*

Zoey: come cherry they both be back

Val: yeah son *closes the doors locking them*

Cherry: *sits there*

Val: everyone give my son sometime

*they all leave cherry alone going down to the bunker*

Zoey: wat happened?

Bill: zoey couch francis over here

*they walk to bill*

Couch: wats up?

Francis: yeah old man?

Bill: comet is making a group to leave the bunker and the team

Zoey: I'm going with comet *walks down to comet* get ready

Nightmare comet: got it

Couch: I'm with u guys

Francis: seeya ladies *walks to comet*

Rave: bye

Belle: eat me asshole

Day: sorry guys

Rosie: I don't care

Bill: fine have fun dieing

Ariel: *blasts bill* fuck off *jumps on bill walking down to comet*

B: *helps bill up* u got us bill ^^

Bill: thanks now let's kick them out

Nightmare comet: wat ahead of u out of our way

*comet team walks up the ladder to the door opening it walking out*

Val: good riddance

Pinkie: *walks up to the door closing it and locking it*

Val: cherry?

Bill: val stop give him time

*comets team walked out of the underground bunker door not caring about the others*

Ariel: comet?

N. Comet: huh?

Ariel: wat r we gonna do now?

N. Comet: the storm is gone we move now team?! move out!!

*they all followed comet*

*several hours after leaving the bunker*

N. Comet: *sees something in the snow* huh?

Ariel: comet wat u see?

N. Comet: *gets up breathing slowly* nothing just a wolf I skinned and harvest the meat for the team ^^

Ariel: that's a good idea *runs to the others* time to hunt for food

*several hours of hunting*

Francis: guys over here

Ariel: wats up francis?

Francis: *sighs*

Ariel: *pushes francis out of the way* oh no.....

*they all saw a frozen creme*

Comet: leave him he's dead anyway *walks off*

Blood: *tackles comet blasting him* stay down shit face

Ariel: blood?!

Blood: out of my way *walks to creme unfreezing him*

Creme: daddy *hugs blood*

Blood: let's go back to the bunker *carries creme back*

Ariel: u all eat shit *follows blood*

To be continued next Christmas maybe

Tags for ariel and melody @thelittlemermaidfan1989 val, cherry and creme @thee-robin-songbird nightmare comet @ask-nightmare-and-others nightmare, scarlet and rosie @yourwingednightmare or @spicybananacaat

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