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For RENT???!???!!???

#take me out back like ole yeller #naldo.txt

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do you ever just sit there looking at ts4 worlds and hurt over the wasted potential

#the ruins in selvadorada #the houseboats in britechester #the ENTIRETY of del sol valley #holy fuck #naldo.txt

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killing myself actually bc I can hear mr bastardtrait in the next room talking to his friends about the lucky legacy LFMASIODOSAFOSDF

#he described it as 'sad gay sims stories' LIKEEEEE #JNBBGJKGKFOLLkkgfj #naldo.txt

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I am once again wishing you a happy lunar new year!!! It is the year of the wood dragon 🐲🌲🧧 Here is this year’s dinner. I managed to still put one together once I gave up on my dreams of having seafood lol so I’m pretty pleased.

#naldo.txt #cooking tag

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Currently dog sitting the origin of the Nova legacy name, that of course, being my family’s dog Nova 🥰

He’s been pretty instrumental in helping me deal with Rookie’s death. I think I’ve cried every single day we’ve been watching him. He has a lot of similarities to Rookie; both very gentle, anxious dogs. It’s hard sometimes but if it helps me push thru then fuck I’m gonna do it.

anyway he is here to tell you that his namesake legacy will be back soon as well ☝🏼

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I understand the issues women face now (I’m in a skirt and it has no pockets)

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Hello My Sweet Little Blueberries .

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me when i disappear for a month every 3-4 business months

#naldo.txt #hello my peach pies.

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when for rent comes out I’m gonna recreate my building with the guy that vomits at the back door every morning and the guy that smokes inside the elevator and the woman that interrupts every conversation with her annoying ass dog and the landlord that truly doesn’t gaf if you live or die and the no thoughts head empty mfs that don’t know how to park their cars and

#naldo.txt #build buy had better come in swinging for this pack #I am expecting hastily painted beige walls #that tile parquet they loved in the 1970s ooohhhh babey…

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blowing a little kiss 💋 to food from all the world for being so good and so tasty and so varied 🥰

#I Love Food So Muche #naldo.txt

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shit beginnings tag

@papermint-airplane and @nectar-cellar bullied me into posting my war crimes. my absolute attack on ocular receptors.

under the cut because i need to hide my sins from the prying eyes of the lord.

ok this one's not SO bad but what the fuck even. my aliens era was crazy.

WHAT IF I FUCKING KILLED MYSELF WHAT'S GOING ON! frankie valli and the four seasons IF THEY WERE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS I GUESS

what are these f*ggots doing. the floral print shirt. the damask wallpaper. the overaturated simple life blush no. 8 I NEED PRAYER

THE SNOW INSIDE TOO KILL ME NOW!!!!!

ok the idea of aliens on a vacation to earth was actually funny asf but still what if i actually ended it all.

as you can see almost all of this was from my regrettable berry sweet era or whatever tf. i just. i JUST--GGHGHHHRKRK

okay i have to end it something that's actually sort of ok

I forget which world this was but i genuinely sat there editing this thinking "ok that fucking slays". then i probably posted this with some song lyrics HASHDHSDHDSHFKKKKJG

#naldo.txt #what IF i ended it all rn actually.

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spyro the dragon was my first boyfriend like …

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actually sat down and opened the simsTM today

#naldo.txt #started a new save bc i cba

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Favourite sims 5 facts

thank you @beebeesiims for the tag!

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore

today, let's do Eddie Whiteduck because I am obsessed with this generation rn AND I'M NOT GONNA GET TO POSTING IT TILL LIKE...idk...sometime later this year!!!

his favourite genre of music is death metal. he got into it to be ~different~ as a teenager but found he actually really liked it.

his parents Shania and Helen taught him very rudimentary Kanien'kéha as it's all they know. he reached out to elders where he was born in order to learn it himself. it's...going!

in pursuit of art and a career in art, he's lived all over the country, but rarely stays longer than a year in each place. been real hard to keep a boyfriend that way.

his favourite art medium is spray paint, which has gotten him into trouble in other, stricter places. but San My seems to be pretty chill about it.

he would like to not remember high school, thanks very much. for many reasons. this is foreshadowing.

bonus fun fact: he is my like...canon HSY tester sim lol. his first iteration he had a dad and a dog, but now he has two moms and a cat. i couldn't not do the HSY generation with him.

let's tag... @moonfromearth @lilleputtu @weisskralle @teekapoa @helloavocadooo @theosconfessions @theworstsimblr @tigo @thelastairsimblr @papermint-airplane feel free to do this though too if you see it! <3

#naldo.txt #lucky extra #eddie whiteduck

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I love bein gay

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man traditional art is so expensive and for why. paying for brushes, paints, paper, canvases, archival products, other silly little tools and for what?? a painting of a strawbebby? huh??? a little fruit?? Bitch…

anyway here’s some art I did this month

#naldo.txt #nonsims #I like digital art too but I just love trad art… #I love turning the thing over in my hands #could put it up my own ass if I wanted to