#netflix also dropped the ball when they got a ginger lambert. like i’m so you could have had a line about

[essskel]

Triss and Lambert mutual hate being canon is such a gift. On the surface they should get along because they’re both the ‘young, naïve, frightened, unable to save Ciri but able to be kind to her in the meantime’ characters but no they are not friends they call each other losers and their beef induces such strong second-hand embarrassment in everyone else that Geralt and Eskel are forced to take responsibility for Lambert for the first and maybe last time ever.

like what if I was Lambert and I was so dedicated to being a weird asshole to this woman who admittedly has atrocious vibes that my brothers were forced to acknowledge that I was their brother just so I’d shut up. wouldn’t that be crazy aha

#netflix also dropped the ball when they got a ginger lambert. like i’m so you could have had a line about #ginger in ginger violence but you did not. pathetic #lambert #triss merigold #blood of elves #the witcher books #double shot