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#no one: but don’t already goon for kuukou—
akkivee · 2 months
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they activating the gooner in me!!!!!! it’s getting really bad lmao!!!!!!!!!
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saiyuki · 3 years
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dhbat#9.1
TL done by me. this is not a precisely 1:1 TL. originally posted on twitter in january 2021.
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SHAKKU: Kuukou! You're not at the level to guide people just yet! KUUKOU: Not that bullshit, I'm better at it than you are! SHAKKU: Don't get conceited! KUUKOU: Farewell, shithead dad! I'm taking a good look around this wide world! ...and so begins Kuukou's adventures. We see him nap in the back of an open truck—by his side is a sketchbook with ‘towards east’ written on it. At some point he gets off and says thank you to the truck driver—he's now at Higashi-Ikebukuro Central Park, Tokyo. KUUKOU: Eeh~ the air here isn't great. He stands in the middle of a rather plain looking street, takes a look at the few coins he finds in his pocket, and buys a canned cola. He then takes a seat at a bench and talks to himself. KUUKOU: Well then! With this, I'm completely broke... He takes a look at a sleeping cat and thinks, "If I move around as I am now, I'll just get hungry. I guess I'll just sleep here today." KUUKOU: Tomorrow takes care of itself, after all! He takes a nap, but then he is awakened roughly (more like punched, actually) by a bunch of mobs. MOB: Hey, little man, who gave ya an OK to sleep here? KUUKOU: An OK? Like hell I'd ask anyone for that. Said mob grab's Kuukou's collar, threatening him. MOB: Well that ain't it. Now give us every single penny ya have and we'll give ya an OK. KUUKOU: Well that's too bad... Our apprentice monk headbutts the mob right in his forehead. KUUKOU: ...cuz I'm broke! The mob gets thrown back, and his goons are obviously surprised. KUUKOU: I'll pay you through with these fists! Not long after, we see Kuukou sitting on top of a bunch of knocked out mobs. KUUKOU: You guys make better seats than park benches. ONE OF THE MOBS: Please... please let us off already... KUUKOU: You bunch are just gonna do the same thing again, I know. That's why I gotta carve some fear to yer bodies, yeah? YET ANOTHER MOB: We'll do as you say! So please forgive us—!! Kuukou thinks for a bit: 'That's way more efficient than tormenting them.' KUUKOU: Oi, I've got a condition... MOB: Yes, what is it!? KUUKOU: You, treat me some food.
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