#not entirely unlike a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting

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3/5/2018 According to the Book of the Four Dooms, Which Has Been Burnt To Ash And Yet Will Be Read By The Pale Star-Extinguishing Emperor, there are three sounds whose hearing can destroy a human soul:

The B♭ 57 octaves below middle C, as sung by the black hole at the center of the Perseus galaxy cluster

The Mister Softee ice cream truck jingle, played with creeping slowness  by random kiosks in New York City

Being in an enclosed space, such as a garage, with a peacock at full volume

I gotta say, #3 isn’t as bad as the Book claims. I can taste time now! It tastes like Lemon Cake With The Inescapable Heat Death Of The Universe Frosting!

#daily #fancybird #peacock #not entirely unlike a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting #entropy tastes minty! #sometimes I want to make up spooky stuff but the actual world is spookier #wtf nyc #wtf perseus #wtf goofus