#now i rly miss buddy bc i dont go to my dads house till later today :( but soon tho!!!!

[junipeach]

every odd number c:

1. Names? Petal, Jane Doe, and Buddy!

3. Any family you know (other than you)?

Petal was the runt of his litter and we got him from my old kindergarten teacher, she owns his brothers who r MASSIVE

Jane Doe: (sad story incoming) she had ktitens & when her prev owners sold them, she got so sad she got rly sick :( we think shes a lot happier to take care of petal now!

Buddy we have no idea lol we stole him from our old abusive neighbors lol

5. Favorite toy?

petal & jane just steal my ponytails >:( and buddy has his choice btwn my fingers and pencils

7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

jane n petal r cinammon rolls and buddy is a problematic fav dfkgnj

 9. Any funny habits?

Petal has a foot fetish, jane sings when she has a ponytail in her mouth, and buddy follows me on walks w my dog

11. What does their food bowl look like?

jane and petal have cute lil blue n pink ones and buddy has dark blue ones skjdfngn

13. Recent picture?

(from left to right: buddy, petal, and jane)

15. Cuddly?

petal doesnt even like me much skdfjgnf but jane and buddy both like to sleep by my face (theyre at different houses so im not drowning in cats kdjfngjn)

19. How do they express love for you?

Buddy will headbutt me which is concussion worthy bc hes a massive lad, jane will meow at me as if she understands english and im kinda convinces she does, and petal will tolerate me a little more than usual

21. Any theories on what breed?

Jane is the pinnacle of tuxedo , petal is silly boy supreme, and buddy sure looks like a maine coon or as i call him, MotherFucker Unlimited

23. How much do they meow?

Jane ALWAYS is meowing, and Buddy is pretty chatty too. Petal rarely does, and if he does he has the weirdest whine bc he doesnt open his mouth kfjgsdfngjk 

25. Do they enjoy guests?

i think buddy is the most tolerable of guests, but thts bc hes a little attention whore

27. Wear a collar?

none for any of em! i wish we got buddy a collar bc hes indoor/outdoor (not my choice, if it were up to me id keep him in:( )

29. Do they enjoy brushing?

petal is the only one who likes it!

31. How do they get your attention?

meowing fkgjdfnj they arent creative

33. Weirdest thing they try to eat?

only thing i can think of is petals love of eating paper, specifically the stuff tht comes in shoeboxes n stuff

37. Do you think they understand you?

Jane speaks english in her head im 100 convinced

39. Do you take their picture often?

honestly no :( i feel like a bad cat mom but i dont hav storage on my phone

41. Ever try to scratch or bite you?

Buddy is self aware of the fact his paws r like baseball mitts so hes gentle when he plays w me, but janes paws r so dainty despite hiding thin lil talons so she Gets me a lot dkgnkfjg

43. Do they ever eat bugs?last time i checked, jane was makin friends with the massive spider on my wall

45. Weight?

yes

47. Do you buy them presents?

when i buy new ponytails i set aside a few just for them, and buddy gets my used up pencils kdjfgnsdkjfg

49. Do they ever see other cats?

buddy does and hes the brad pitt of the neighborhood, startin fights n shit smh

53. Worst thing they’ve destroyed? 

buddy peed on mickeys dogbed and im still mad abt it >:(

55. What time of the year is most exciting for them?

Buddy likes the fall bc his fat ass orange self now blends in better w the environment, and idrk abt petal n jane lkdjgkjg

57. Do they ever attack nothing?

Every summer, jane will decide tht this one part of my carpet need 2 b killed and shell just go HAM 

59. How long have you had them?

Buddy since he was a kitten and i was likeee 10, jane since she was 3 and i was 12, and petal since he was a kitten and i was 12 

61. Ever baby-talk to them?

its 24/7 bc i have no shame

65. Any ear hair?

buddy has tons, but the others dont have as much dkfjgkfng

67. Describe why they are precious.

Petal is such a lil weirdo softboy, jane thinks shes my mother and is also just. so Round, and Buddy pretends he hates me but comes home early whenever i get to my dads house :)69. Chaotic neutral?

nah, buddys a lawful evil, petals a true neutral, and janes prob a lawful good

71. Are you their favorite human? 

petal likes my mom bc she spoils him, but jane and buddy like me :)

73. Favorite noise to make?

jane yowls, petal whines, and buddy chirps

TY FOR INDULGING ME :):)

#now i rly miss buddy bc i dont go to my dads house till later today :( but soon tho!!!! #asks #ragedrive