Alrighty! Weāre live blogging the new Netflix Persuasion film! Mild spoilers ahead!
Start to Thirty Minutes
Loving the set design of Kellynch Hall
The 4th wall breakage is nice so far
āHe made me a playlistā girl, what?
Weāre rating people on a 1-10 scale?? In a period film?
I like Mrs. Croft! Please donāt mess her up!
Uppercross. Also a pretty set, if a bit plainer
Iām sorry, youāre an empath?? In the 1800s??
Awkward reunion ftw! Bonus points for the jam-stache
Thirty to Sixty Minutes
Is it supposed to be? A rom-com? I thought Persuasion was more drama
Fourth Wall Monologues should be straight from the book! āWeāre worse than strangers, weāre exesā? Pretty sure that aināt Austen
Mary is snarky and itās great, but her dialogue is too modern. Pick a lane film! (Wait, sheās a super snob. Hmm, dislike)
āā¦ realizing youāve got much further to fallā and then she trips and falls? Way to force the joke Netflix. Booo
Lyme beach. Beautiful. Love when music, setting and cinematography can distract from a mediocre film
Not quite love confessions where someone looks nauseous? Peak period romance. 11/10
Sixty to Ninety Minutes
Thatās the biggest picnic basket Iāve ever seen. Goodness. That thingās Texas sized. (said the Texan)
Back to the rating people? Weāve been over this. Bad film.
Look! The part of Bath thatās in every. single. period. film. (Bc itās so fancy!)
Yessss Henry Goulding. Lay the charm on thick. Verbal period sparring is so much fun to watch.
Anneās finest frock is black. Like death. Love the metaphor that sheād rather be dead than be at this meeting.
Ahh yes. We have reached the bang-their-heads-together portion of the romance film. Idiots.
Look! Idiots-in-love-with-each-other-who -donāt-know-itās-reciprocated! Theyāre back! Such imbeciles.
Wentworth is full sad puppy suffering. Elliot is scheming and dreaming. And this freaking bunny keeps popping up for no reason. Wtf.
Ninety Minutes to End
Mary! She has plans with that bottle of wine.
Run Anne run! Itās resolution time!
That closing shot? Chefās kiss.
Okay. So. This is where I mention that I have never read the book, so a direct comparison for plot and characterization purposes isnāt possible. I do like a good period romance film though.
Having seen the 2007 BBC version, Iām a bit confused about the plot. Is it a romantic comedy or a drama? Is the protagonist supposed to be that witty? I dunno. I have now seen two very different versions of the same story.
Should you watch the Netflix adaptation? Ehhh. Itās a period rom-com (?) that occasionally remembers it should be using dialogue similar to Austenās. The dialogue and characterizations canāt decide which era to belong to - modern or regency. Reviewers and book-faithful folks are trashing it. If you need something easy to watch and donāt mind copious amounts of Dakota Johnson, then youāll be fine here.
Iām in no rush to see that again. We can talk about it again in 5 years or so. The question now is which pallet cleanser - North & South or old faithful Pride & Prejudice? š¤
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