#of my old housemates buying me a seagull costume because I hate seagulls

[shortsighted-owl]

I considered not sending this ask about headcanons my dear bUT I CAN NO LONGER HIDE YOUR SECRET. I SHAN’T DO IT!!!!!!1

You are a seagull.

And not just aNY SEAGULL. Oh no. You are THE SEAGULL that stole my ice cream cone in Brighton and I have been bereft ever since! BEREFT!!!!

Wait what?! Amy, how could you after all these years of friendship?!

What an accusation to throw at ME! An obvious ow-

WAIT HOW DID THAT GET IN HERE?!

OH NO, MY COVER IS BLOWN!

I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THE ICE CREAM THEFT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR THIS MEDDLING WELSHWOMAN!!!

*flys off covered in ice cream, chips, and regret*

Okay I need to stop ok laughing way too hard rn it’s hurting my belly 🤣

Send me a headcanon you have about me!

#did I just go back to a house group chat from 5-6 years ago to find this video #of my old housemates buying me a seagull costume because I hate seagulls #and they thought this was hilarious #Only for you Amy #only for you #I found the video too #and I’m WHEEZING #MWAH to you Amy #all the mwahs #owl hoots #the great seagull costume #asks