#oh hey its gonna be fresher for longer LMAO

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googled it crab rules are the same as lobster rules. get that thing in a tank right now or so help me

#literally found an article about that video online and everyone was like nooo its still moving thats so messed up its still so fresh #i'd rather keep it as a pet than eat it :((( #meanwhile im hung up on is that safe? is that allowed? it shouldnt be packed while alive first off #and second idk abt crabs but lobsters definitely need to be recently dead to be safely cooked. #only to google that too and find out its the same #sorry this random u/ltrakill meme sent me down a research spiral because i saw unsafe seafood practices #UPDATE: did more googling and crab is safe to be cooked/eaten from 24 to 48 hours after death #meanwhile with lobster its 24 hours exactly #oh hey its gonna be fresher for longer LMAO #sorry that was dark