#oh my god ciri getting in the habit of telling stories about yen and jask interchangably

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wait oh my god! thinking about a modern pretend marriage au but Geralt has to pretend he and Yen are still married because Ciri got into a really good school but it's very old fashioned so Geralt's hiding the fact he's remarried to Jaskier and shenanigans ensue, esp if Jaskier starts calling Yen and himself sister wives bc it always makes Geralt go

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

YYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

#witcher tag #ogc tag #i love love love when jaskier calls yen his sister wife specifically to make geralt make a yucky cat face #yen WOULD hate it. but she also thinks its funny when geralt makes a yucky cat face. so she allows it. #shirt that says PARTNERS IN CRIME on the front and BUT NOT IN THE BEDROOM on the back #anyway. kissing you on the face. i love this so much. #oh my god ciri getting in the habit of telling stories about yen and jask interchangably #by saying ''the other day my mom [xyz]'' #but then accidentally it sticks. yen will always be her momma but now jaskier is mom. momskier. #jaskier voice ''what not gonna kiss your wife goodbye before you leave for work??? 😤'' #geralt letting out the most tired aggrieved sigh youve ever heard #his husband. is SUCH a dork.