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whimsically-ominously-auspice · 4 years

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My mom worked in a bar, a bartender, weekend nights as she went to school to be a nurse. My dad just wanted to be a musician. So I grew up in the bar.

That's my mom.

So I met Jesse in the bar. He taught me to play poker. I was extremely skilled at it. So i became a hot shot at age one. I would win bets all kinds. Who would think a kid in diapers could win at poker?

They didn't even know i potty trained myself and didn't piss nor shit in my diaper but panties were too small for me.

So i wore a diaper.

My dad was in the military, too. But someone told him he could go with them to get a music career started.

That is how he got kidnapped.

My mom went to look... Followed the same guy into the parking lot and got kidnapped.

She left me in the bar. The guy said my dad was outside all drunk and bottled up. "Oh I'll be right back"

So I tended bar for the rest of the night. Locked up when everyone left. Slept on the floor.

I looked for my mom but it was cold and the air felt strange. Danger like. Still and eerie. Bad.

So i went in, shut the door and locked it. Yelled "mom i locked it but you can come in" just in case she could hear. May be she was in a car talking to my dad. I yelled for 10 minutes. A couple men went to the door but i refused to open it. Cried myself to sleep in the floor. Scared for my parents.

It was two days before anyone noticed it was weird I was making margaritas and serving beer. One and a half year old tending bar. No one thought it was weird . i was a hot shot.

I told every one I couldn't find my mom. They didnt care. Just another beer.

It wasn't till Monday night that any one noticed and that's only cause that's when the new bartender showed up.

So i helped her that night. She was impressed. When i locked the door from the inside and got myself ready to sleep in the same place i cried myself to sleep in before...

The door opened and light spilled in, "mom?"

But it was the late night bartender, "oh you." She closed the door and locked it. "You can't stay here"

"I can. I been here since Friday. I can lock the door. Im safe. I can be, too"

"There's kidnappers outside"

"Yeah since Friday and they took my mom and I serve them beer and they don't pay. Just walk out. I should beat them up"

She took me to Miss Leena's house the next morning. We both slept in the bar floor. In front of the locked door.

"Miss Leena, i don't know what to do" she said.

Miss Leena kept me in the trailer park. Out of foster care. Let me go wherever whenever.

I never saw my parents again.

I saw George a few times. But he wasn't a man. Some monster. Some sick in the head creep. This thing with legs and arms and a head. No heart.

That's when I learned the difference between a me problem and a you problem. Even when it came to families, there was rarely an Us problem.

He's been eradicated. There was no hope of healing him and i being able to tolerate him if he did heal.

My Uncle wasn't the best father. I'll be curt. But thats because he knew I had a dad out there somewhere. But he was the best father i had. He never hit me or sexually abused me. He defended me. Stood up for me. Took care of me and supported me.

He is a real man.

Point is. One day you'll be almost two years old tending bar alone. Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

And no one will care. They will think it's neat.

And yeah it is. Its fun doing moms job. And doing it well.

But comes the point that you're an orphan. Locked in the bar with kidnappers outside, crying yourself to sleep on the floor, in front of the door. Hoping you may not be. An Orphan.

Wearing the same clothes. Same diaper. And keeping it so clean that by Monday the late late night bartender doesn't realize you've been in them 4 days.

That photo above was taken the night she disappeared. I was in the bathroom. There's one of me with her, the same night.

The last photo we took together. Before I took one next to her coffin. I was two then.

The person sitting on Jupiter killed and raped her. For no reason other than he was outlaw Jesse James. So he named himself. He was rich. His father a store owner down the street. Sold groceries. Got women's names and addresses off checks. The son Jesse did.

Self-entitled Jack ass.

For no reason im an orphan.

If they were in a car wreck or something that would be tragic and dangerous. But murdered so the criminal wouldn't get in trouble for rape. Kidnapped for ransom the military refused to pay.

Doesn't make sense to me.

They never even bothered to look for my father.

I did. But by the time I found him, he was no longer a man.

"Don't forget i raised you"

I was 3. Half my life i raised myself and more than half the life i had with him he was working.

"I don't even know you -- Do you -- are you saying you want to come home?"

"Not yet im working"

"You want to come home and be my dad?"

"No I've told you time and time again I'm working"

What piece of shit says that. I spent nearly 2 years looking for him to take him home. He was too busy mopping floors?

I saw him again 5 years later... Just gassing people. Anyone he could get in a room. Like a Nazi. Kids. Moms. Didn't matter.

So i sorted out the evil ones for about a year so he wasn't killing innocent people. But then he turned on me. And I left.

He was gonna end up killing me. I called the police. Had him arrested.

Spent 2 years in The penitentiary.

I was 9 when he got out. We moved the year before so he couldn't find me.

I killed Pablo Escobar the year after he got out.

He did have ways to find me, though. Steal my kids and freeze them and put them in car panels.

Never made sense why he would. Just crazy I guess.

He used to be a good man.

But after he did that to me. He had to been eradicated.

He couldn't see past his crazy to ser his own daughter. I can see going nuts and being afraid to leave. But then...

Why attack me? Take my kids.

There was no reason

He took my father away from me.

He had no right to take anything else.

I grew up with a photo of him in our house. I don't know if he was crazy then. Evil.

I know I am. Crazy. But there's a difference between caring and not.

Her name was Deborah Anne. I think she was lucky to die.

My dad became a herion addict. Shooting up with needles 19 pints a day of black tar herion. Which pints is a term like nickel. Dime or quartet in marijuana. It means full 5 cc needle one hour a day sleeping 5 hours a day.

5 mL of black tar herion 19 times a day.

That's 95 mL of herion.

3.212 ounces

A cup is 8 ounces so it's nearly a half cup and you know sometimes he did at least 3/4 of a cup.

Not around me... Because.. One time i told him "why don't you just get a bigger needle? I mean syringe? The tube part?"

"Get away from me. You're not smarter than me"

"Yeah well sure but you're doing it every 15 minutes"

And while pints is a term like nickel or dime... My dad really did 19 liquid pints of herion a day.

So when I was around I made him feel dumb, insecure and selfish. So he did less.

"Who is taking care of you?"

"I work. I have a job. I make more money than you"

"I make none. You could make a penny and its more than what I -- hey you think you could buy me herion off the street? I think it's better than what i got. Or maybe not im told it's pure. Never mind you're a kid. No buy me some. I said buy me some. I didn't mean to grab your arm"

"Like a mad man all crazy? Because you did"

"I didn't mean to. I said i didn't mean to!" Injecting his arm again

"Hey fill these up for me again. Do something useful"

"Talking to you ain't useful?"

"Not if you want me to go home it ain't. I'm the boss"

"Give me the syringe. How come if you're the boss you're only bossing me? Where's everyone else?"

"At work they know what to do"

I start laughing. And laughing. "There is no one! I sent them home! All is left is you!!"

"Then I'll start gassing. If they escape i have to gas who is left and they start over"

"You could just go home like they do"

"You mean escape? I'll start gassing"

"There is no one left but you. Come on I'll show you"

"Nope bring them to me. Ill start gassing the place up let them burn. I like that. Like im a Nazi"

"The who? I'm calling the police" i pick up the phone "911" i dial im not playing. He's fucking crazy. "My dad said he will start gassing. Hes all doped up and" my dad stopped shooting up to stare at me "you don't know what you're saying!!!" He stormed the floor and grabbed the phone and hung up

"Don't you call the police on me again. Im just doing my job"

"You're shooting up" i stood to get the phone

He snatched it "I said do not call the police on me again!" He stood over me not like a threat but as a threat

"I'm gonna puke"

"And she did. You know you ain't gotta say every nasty thing you gotta do to me. Now that's gonna stink. Dad let's go home every two goddam minutes." He snatched the trash can from me and i fell. "Oh my God it's the police! How did they get here so fast?!?! You didn't even give them the address. They're going to think I'm herion dealing. And it's just for me!"

"Dad they're the CIA they're here to help!"

"Oh my God i was in the military. They don't care. Now it's the CIA. They don't care"

"Dad i care. Please"

"You're just a kid"

"I work for the CIA"

"No you don't. You're just a lying." He leans down towards me and whispers "why don't they just Come in?" And he shoved me.

He hit me in the side of the head. Covered my mouth with his hand. I shoved him off. He pulled me by my hair.

"QUIT!!!! IM SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!!"

He acted like i beat him.

"I'm opening the door stay calm" i opened the door. "Arrest him. I think he broke my teeth"

I held my face and felt sad

"Sabrina, I've seen you be hurt worse than that. Are you sure you're okay?" Asked Matt Hagan's FBI grandpa.

"Its just my dad. It hurts more because emotionally. Im going to cry. I'll just lay my head on This desk and cry awhile"

Of course my dad was out the next week to gas people and kill them. Of course he was.

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dukereviewsmovies · 5 years

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Duke Reviews: Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Hi Everyone, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews, Where We Continue Indiana Jones Month...

By Talking About The 3rd Installment Of The Indiana Jones Series, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade...

This Film Has Our Hero, Indiana Jones, Teaming Up With His Estranged Father, Marcus Brody And Sallah To Find The Holy Grail Before The Nazis Can Get Ahold Of It To Use It For Their Own Diabolical Purposes

So Let's Dive In And Review Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade....

But First, Spoiler Alert And Please Watch The Movie With This As It'll Be Funnier That Way

Our Movie Starts In 1912, Where A Teenage Indy, Played By The Late River Phoenix (RIP) Discovers "Looters" In A Cave, Where They Discover An Artifact Called The Cross Of Coronado...

Indy Attempts To Steal It Off Of The Bandits But He's Not As Slick As Our Indy Yet, So He Gets Spotted By The Bandits...

Indy Rides Off On Horseback As The Bandits Ride In Cars Behind Him...

Now, You Would Think That A Car Would Be Able To Catch Up With A Horse, Right?

But No, Indy Manages To Get On-Board A Circus Train With The Cars Not Even Touching Him!

But After An Encounter With A Lion, The Looters Do Catch Up With Indy...

I'm Not Trying To Be Disrespectful To The Dead But Could River Phoenix Be Anymore Annoying As Young Indy? I Mean, People Complain About Hayden Christensen But I'm Sorry He's Worse In My Book...

Using A Trunk In A Magician's Cart, Indy Manages To Escape The Looters, Racing Home To Talk With His Father, But It's Pointless As His Friend Arrives With The Sheriff...

Years Later, Our Indy Goes After The Cross Again, That's In The Ownership Of The Same Guy...

We Get A Brief Fight, Before The Boat Explodes Killing Everyone Except Indy...

Heading Back To Marshall College, Indy Teaches His Class, We Get Scenes With Marcus And Indy In His Office Where He Recieves A Package Only To Be Confronted Outside By 2 Men Who Take Indy To See Walter Donovan, Who Has Put Together An Expedition To Find The Holy Grail However...

Concerned About His Father, Indy And Marcus Visit His Current Residence To Discover...A Complete Mess Aaa! But Then Indy Remembers He Got A Package Today Which Is Revealed To Be From Venice...

Believing His Father To Be In Serious Danger, Indy And Marcus Contact Donovan, To Tell Him That They're In...

Flying To Venice, They Meet Dr. Schneider...

Who Is More Beautiful Than He Seems...

Schneider Shows Indy And Marcus To The Library, Where Indy's Father Disappeared And It's Here Where Indy Realizes Something After Looking At His Father's Journal

So Much For...

Creating An Entrance, Indy And Elsa Go Down To The Catacombs, Coming Across Gas And Rats Before Coming Across The Knights Tomb...

However, Mysterious Men, Kidnap Marcus And Light Up The Gas In The Cave, Nearly Killing Both Indy And Elsa, But The Two Survive Only To Be Lead Into A Boat Chase Around Venice...

They Take A Captive Who Seems To Know More About The Holy Grail Than He Knows...

I Don't Know How They Found Marcus, But When They Return To The Apartment Both Indy And Elsa's Rooms Are Trashed In An Attempt To Look For The Diary...

So, What Do They Do: Pork Until They Stop Arguing Or Figure Out What To Do...

That Night, Indy And Elsa Go To Bruinwald Castle Where We Hear A Line That Fans Of Justin Scarred's Randomland Adventures Might Recognize...

It's After That, Indy Discovers The Real Threat Behind Everything...

Cause I Can Hear Him Singing

So, Indy Plays Tarzan...

Swinging Into His Father's Room When...OuchKibible!

With Father And Son Reunited, Indy Explains What Happened At The Library Before...

Knocking Out The Guard, Indy And Dad Run Into The Next Room To Get Elsa Only To Face An Ultimatum...

And That's Not Even The Cake Topper, It Turns Out Donovan Is Working With Them, Too!

Though The Nazis Have The Book, Indy Had A Back Up Plan And Gave The Map To Marcus, Who's Already In Iskanduran With Sallah. But, Unfortunately, Marcus Isn't As Smart As Indy Says He Is And Gets Captured By The Nazis

With Indy And Dad Tied Up It Seems Like They're Not Going Anywhere Anytime Soon, However, Getting A Lighter Out Of Indy's Pocket, Dad Accidentally Sets Fire To The Place...

Trapped In The Fireplace, There Seems To Be No Way Out But They Eventually Get Free From Their Bonds And Manage To Escape The Castle....

Before Going Into A Bike Chase...

After Losing The Nazis, Dad Insists On Going To Germany To Get The Diary As It Contains More Than Just A Map...

Indy Thinks His Father's Nuts For Going Into The Lion's Den, But He Realizing He Has No Choice, It's Off To Berlin They Go...

Talking With Elsa, Indy Gets The Book Off Of Her As The Two Talk...

Then Why Are You With Them, You Dumb Broad!?!

Becoming Outlaws, Indy And His Father Board A Blimp Only For Dad To Be Confronted By That General Guy From Earlier, I Don't Know His Name...But Indy Gets The Drop On Him, Throwing Him Out The Window...

And There's A Broken Neck...

Seriously With How High That Window Is General Guy Should Be Dead, Luggage Or No Luggage...

What Do You Think He Was Telling That Guy In German?

Translation: Hey, I Just Met You And This Is Crazy, But Here's My Number So, Call Me Maybe...

Indy And Dad Chat About The Grail And Regrets When Indy Realizes Something...

Indy And Dad Use A Small Plane To Try To Escape But They're Soon Followed By German Fighters Which I Would Say Shoot Them Down But Then It Seems Like Indy's Father Hit The Rotor By Accident So Whichever!

Quickly Taking To A Car, They're Followed By Pilots From Above...

Crashing, They Hit The Beach, Where Dad Comes Up With A Plan...

Both The Nazis And Indy And Dad Arrive In Iskanduran For One Final Fight On The Way To The Canyon, But Indy Is Not As Alone As He Seems As The Brotherhood Of The Cruciform Sword Attack The Nazi Soldiers...

Indy And Sallah Work On Transportation While Dad Attempts To Rescue Marcus To No Success...

But Dad And Marcus Escape With Help From Sallah As Indy Deals With General Guy Who Goes Rolling Off Of A Cliff With His Tank...

Oh, Look He's Buried In The Same Place As Dr. Loveless From Wild Wild West And Thelma And Louise

Reaching The Canyon At The Same Time, Basically And With The Nazis Having No Luck, Donovan Hopes That Indy Will Fair Better By Giving Him A Reason To Help Them...

Going Through All 3 Tasks, Indy Meets The Last Of The Knights That Took An Oath To Find The Grail And Guard It

With Indy Leaving Breadcrumbs. Donovan And Elsa Arrive, With The Knight Telling Them To Choose Wisely, With Elsa

Is It The Right Grail? Let's Find Out As They Play America's Favourite Game Show, Choose....That.....Grail!

That He Did, Mr. Knight, That He Did But Let's See If Our Remaining Two Contestants Can Figure Out The Right Grail Before They End Up Like Donovan Over There On Choose That Grail!

Picking The Right Grail, The Knight Says They Can't Take It Beyond The Seal In The Main Room, Price Of Immortality Or Something, I Don't Know And I Honestly Don't Understand But Dad's Saved, Elsa Takes It Beyond The Seal, Causing A Cave-In, Leading To Her Death And We Say Goodbye To The Knight As Father And Son Have One Last Chat Before This Movie Wraps Up...

And That's Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade And It's Freaking Awesome....

The Story Is Awesome, The Cast Is Amazing, The Effects Are Stunning It's All Together A Great Movie And I Just Love Every Moment Of It...

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...

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