#ok I know Moore was faking it apparently (IDK anymore) (because I got spoiled I think

[makerofmadness]

ok so why are the Kirby light novels full of simps-

I swear like Moore was probably a Meta Knight simp (or at least a stan, I started reading that book months ago and just procrastinated off the second chapter so I can’t remember oof-) 

And Pirka was totally a Sectonia simp like she wanted to be like this dead bee so much there’s no way she wasn’t simping

And now I’m reading the Battle Royale novel to get a head start on translating that, and there’s this dude named Tron who’s a Dedede simp. Yeah like I started reading the first chapter and he simped so hard for Dedede he nearly dededied of a heart attack the moment he laid eyes on him

How many simps are in these books?-

#i mean i simp for things so i can't judge but #ok I know Moore was faking it apparently (IDK anymore) (because I got spoiled I think #either that or I predicted it and someone said I was right I can't remember) #and I already think Tron is faking it because the character description puts a question mark #after saying he wants to spread King Dedede's magnificence #so he's probably lying too but it's funny #also all the simping is gay so this is perfect to talk about during Pride Month #happy pride month here are some gay simps from the kirby books #kirby light novel #kirby #simps