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#on today's agenda: WTF is kissing. why are they smashing their food holes together.
fisheito
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5 months
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SCREMS my snautsticic child he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!
#ALL he has to work off of is the Great Serpent's memories? fuzzy clips of ppl he might have seen or interacted with??
#depending on the kind of snake he was he could have a variety of defense mechanisms
#he could have had to suppress his hissing instinct. or maybe he contorted his body in that adorably vertical corn snake way when he scared
#big baby eyes trying to mimic the ppl around him but they are busy being judgemental
#so many stupid little human things that villagers try to explain to him as “that's just the way it is” or “never really thought about why”
#and yakumo just stares in disbelief bc how could u have never thought about the concept of goosebumps
#you're telling me ur skin turns into plucked-bird-skin when you're cold or frightened and that is completely mundane?
#you're telling me that when ppl try to hug you it is NOT because they want to strangle u to death and eat u????
#how much strength am i supposed to put into a hug then. NOT bone crushimg??????
#WHAT EMOTION IS THIS GESTURE SUPPOSED TO CONVEY
#yakumo
#the tags tho
#now imagining blade and yakumo shaking hands and discussing “why are humans such funky lil guys and why do they do the things they do”
#several of the non-humans gather in a monthly meeting like:
#on today's agenda: WTF is kissing. why are they smashing their food holes together.
#one week they bring in a guest human (edmond?) and ask him all of humanity's big questions from non-human POV
#and edmond's just like ??? i don't know???!?!??
#and eberyone throws up their arms in frustration bc if humans don't make sense to the humans then what are we supposed 2do
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