#p: im sure the comentators box is devised oh i forgot to ask how is life as a great grandmother treating u poorly i hope

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the patrochillies au i want is the one where pat is married to chillies for so long that thetis just becomes his pain in the ass mother in law that he has endless amounts of sass and criticism for and bitches abt for 3hrs before her arrival abt how awful of a mother she is and then spends the evening with her trading thinly vailed insults back and forth while achilles tries to enjoy the wine

#patchilles #Patroclus #Achilles #t: u might have had a better chance at a life long career in sport if ud have married that nice girl from the isles #p: im sure the comentators box is devised oh i forgot to ask how is life as a great grandmother treating u poorly i hope #t: better than life as a washed up nurse buying cheep wine on coupons #p: oh but thetis the budget section wine is all the sweeter when i see you sipping at it in mine and achilles home #t: im not surprised at ur poorly developed pallet especially for one that seems only intrested in the consumption of meals below the belt #p: rich seeing as said meal is offered to my every night by your dear sweet son who is very sweet if u must kno #and did u not say yourself that Achilles's pallet is as refined and as polished as yours? #t: evidently not consistently enough #Achilles: (sipping wine and staring at his food) i picked the wine. i thought it was rly nice. #patrochilles